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Corey. 21. Pretty much just a queer lesbian dad. They/Them. I would literally die for pop punk. send me the good memes

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[guccihall]

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

[drowningdepressioninmemes]

Guess I die

[platypusparfait]

(original image by @ambigousfern )

[mymentals]

[we-only-attack-ourselves]

[cringeing-at-myself]

[setheverman]

[debbietrash]

the degree that parents of young children seem to think Baby Shark came out of nowhere astounds me. this is a DECADES-OLD camp song, that has spanned generations. 

[high-priestess-nefertitties]

We should call plants thorsty bois.

[unsortedmess]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

[100gecs]

[thebootydiaries]

Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded gal pal?

[soft-princesa]

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

[kjhjhjdkjdnkldndlj-deactivated2]

gimme the soup boys and free my soul , i wanna eat soup out a little bowl , and drift away…

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[nadowell]

Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

[candiikismet]

Amazing