Mostly Shakespeare, Partially Garbage

[minovskyy]

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

[corpyburd]

Glad everyone is getting so much joy from early Quaker names! Looking forward to seeing any future pets/children/bands/drag acts named after stuff on this list.

[piedude]

[ariaste]

tag yourself, i'm Patience Fish

[whumpster-fire]

Categories Include:

Band Names: Charity Kill, Jane Snowball, Love Butcher, Revolution Sixsmith, Humble Thatcher, Thank Holland

D&D Character Names: Peregrine Doyly, Lancelot Wells, Squire Boone, Chardus Alatheo Eyre, Grissel Toldervy, Rutoron Rettle

Stripper / Porn Star Stage Names: Virgin Kent, Dykes Alexander, Charity Nutt, Patience Rawbone, Sarah Sparkling, Fountain Sterrey, Reuben Rawbone, Discipline Matthews, Jane Snowball

Pro Wrestler Stage Names: Wilde Wilde, Hercules Cross, Constant Shield

Lumberjack Folklore Characters: Old Adams, Cotton Brown, Silence Williams

Lumberjack Folklore Cryptids: Patience Fish, Barb Bee

Fake Names Your D&D Characters Made Up To Get Into A Formal Event: Eustace Cockery, Corn Russell, Marvelous Scanfield, Elizabeth Poope, Gey Poope, Job Bland, Love Beer, Rich Whale

Soulsborne Boss Names: Returned Elgar

Sonic OC Names: Robert Were Fox

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

from @reparrishcomics

[linguisticparadox]

you, a fool: pity fuck

me, an intellectual: Charity Nutt

[the-full-shakespearience]

Additional category: Pub Names

Ould Craven, Hercules Cross, Scotting Potts, Love Beer

[annabelle--cane]

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

[the-toastr-rat]

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

[academicssay]

[the-full-shakespearience]

I became a lawyer because I’m not strong enough for the academic job market

[victusinveritas]

[voltaspistol]

[shaloopdoop]

Is this anything?

[dashcon-two]

yes

[margindoodles2407]

@luke-shywalker

[teathattast]

Thieves Guild

[batsinmybelfry-deactivated20260]

A tale as old as time

[simkaye]

They have no natural predators. They ARE the natural predators. 🗡️🐇

[the-full-shakespearience]

I just took a screenshot of this ring. I guess Medieval rabbits were more prone to warmongering than their modern cousins.

[the-full-shakespearience]

Merry Wives of Windsor isn’t exactly an artistic masterpiece, but there’s something timeless about a guy whose dick takes him places he shouldn’t even go to with a gun

[vigilantsycamore]

Anti-Stratfordian who thinks Shakespeare did write his plays but he was from somewhere else

[changelingfangs]

I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year

[changelingfangs]

[socialshakespeare]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

[r3ally-bad-url]

This is my friend laura's @the-full-shakespearience cat penny!!! I will tag her whenever I see penny!!

[the-full-shakespearience]

If I could somehow monetize Penny’s internet fame she’d be eating salmon fillets every night

[important-animal-images]

[r3ally-bad-url]

LMAO LAURA @the-full-shakespearience YOUR CAT IS BEING REPOSTED EVEN ON TUMBLR NOW!!!!

[the-full-shakespearience]

My sweet little angel is more famous than I’ll ever be

[gayershakespeare]

Muppets Twelfth Night cast list

Human actor - Viola/Cesario

Kermit - Sebastian

Human actor - Duke Orsino

Miss Piggy - Olivia

Sam Eagle - Malvolio

Gonzo - Feste

Annie Sue - Maria

Fozzie Bear - Sir Toby Belch

Pepe the King Prawn - Sir Andrew Aguecheek

Rizzo the Rat - Fabian

Scooter - Antonio

Statler and Waldorf - Valentine and Curio

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew - Sea captain (he would have Beaker with him as First Mate)

Electric Mayhem would provide music throughout, and of course other Muppets would have cameo roles. I also see a cameo from a Fraggle because why not.

[the-full-shakespearience]

I wanna see muppet viola and orsino and human malvolio