"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! he said to himself, and it became a favorite saying of his later, and passend into a proverb."
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"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! he said to himself, and it became a favorite saying of his later, and passend into a proverb."
Newly established relationship bagginshield where they are talking about when they first started feeling something for each other. Thorin probably mentions the carrock or some such. Maybe he felt something earlier. Insert whatever hc about it that you like. But Bilbo talks about finding Thorin attractive as soon as he walked through his door (albiet also finding him to be an asshole, so kind of dampening that immediately, but still). And Thorin laughs, saying "It is a good thing for me, then, that I had no reason to be jealous of Bofur. It took me...some time to get over those feelings." Bilbo laughs in surprise. Bofur? he asks, and finds it amusing that Thorin got so green over he and the toy maker's freindship. "Besides," continues Bilbo. "It was Bombur who I also found easy on the eyes. And when I realized he had the greatest skill in the kitchen besides myself? Eru, I bemoaned the fact that he was married for about a month. Haha--oh." Thorin is no longer laughing, and is just
And Bilbo has to immediately be like "Thorin. no."
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i know i must have reblogged this one million times before but i cannot fucking find it so here it is again
I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
*drunk in love loser thorin
*drunk in love silly bilbo
In case you're wondering what raising a kid in a polyamorous family looks like, our kid just has. Zero concept of monogamy. Like we've explained it to her many times but she just like. Forgets it's a thing and the assumed cultural norm. We're showing her Lord of the a Rings and she was very confused when Aragon rejected Eowyn.
"Wait, I thought they liked each other??"
"She likes him but he's already with Arwen."
"So?? He could just be with both??"
Anyway enjoy this meme I found about it
Round Two
Doomed By The Narrative Ships
Bagginshield VS Vashwood (‘98)
Bagginshield
Vashwood (‘98)
Bracket C: Protective Thorin vs. Dragon Bilbo
Which trope do you choose? Remember! Your vote will only be counted if you reblog with a fic (or multiple fics) or add a fic link in the comment section that has that trope. Full list of rules can be found here.
Protective Thorin
or
Dragon Bilbo
I adore Dragon Bilbo, but definitely going with Protective Thorin on this one.
Watching There and Back Again by Adaven (G)- During their trip through Mirkwood, the company finds themselves falling down a cliff. Only to appear in a strange room with a strange voice telling them they are going to see something to help change the future. Characters watch the movie type of fic because I love them and there are very few in this fandom. Over half-way done with the first movie.
Teach Me Your Ways by carmillah (G)- Thorin sat in a bookstore reading to his nephews. He struggled to read the foreign English text, but he would do anything to please his nephews. Including humiliating himself in front of a cute man with a small boy of his own.
Thorin Durin, forced from his home in war-torn Erebor, struggles to adapt to England’s language and customs. Bilbo offers to help, and amongst many a cultural confusion, their relationship quickly grows beyond simple language lessons.
Makes the Whole World Blind by Chrononautical (M)- Bilbo Baggins has been kidnapped. Thorin Oakenshield considers a proportional response.
Smaug: I am almost tempted to let you take it. If only to make Oakenshield suffer. Watch it destroy him… watch it corrupt his heart and drive him mad.
Bilbo:
I'm usually a bagginshield mountain consort ending kind of person but I do love the idea of the reshirement ending only because I love how sweet the idea is of Thorin taking up space in Bilbo's home.
Bilbo happily lived alone for such a long time- sure his neighbors would call, but the routine politeness had become a chore. It certainly didn't keep him company on rainy nights or fill his cup of tea every morning, which Thorin did.
Bilbo's parents still have portraits over the fireplace, but upon the mantle itself are smaller portraits of Thorin's family- his siblings, his nephews, the company. Little beads and trinkets brought by their loved ones.
Thorin and Bilbo both hang their swords by the kitchen door. Thorin's books take up a shelf with Bilbo's, their covers much more worn and their edges a bit more abused. Bilbo's kitchen knives are always sharp because Thorin keeps them that way.
A shoe cubby is built by the door to much controversy and spectacle- the agreement is that shoes would be taken off outside of the house. Thorin remembers to abide by this agreement... most days.
Thorin uses a different bedroom in the smial to keep all his clothes simply because Bilbo's closet was filled- and there's a distinct difference between the clothes he brought from the mountain and the collection that slowly grows of more hobbity fashion. The room faintly begins to smell of leather. Other rooms are reserved for when family comes to stay- for when the dwarves visit the Shire, it isn't for a petty call. There are parties and celebrations that last weeks.
A raven roost is built overhanging the garden. Letters come constantly. Thorin claims a corner of the garden to try his hand at gardening, but soon finds himself at a loss for how well he can kill plants. Bilbo can't make heads or tails of it himself, he can't pinpoint where exactly Thorin messes up.
There's a mug always next to Bilbo's. There's a dip in his bed that wasn't there before, a shape that proves his bed is shared even when Thorin isn't there. Thorin's pipe sits next to his, his leaf adding a new layer to the cologne of smoke.
There is a fine toothed comb next to his hair brush.
A sharpening stone by his knife block.
...and there is a little heart drawn in his writing journal, not put there by his hand.
nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.
I made these little guy icons for a personal project but I figured you guys might appreciate them too
Time traveling fic Bilbo: It’s Thorin! The dwarf I loved, the dwarf that died in my arms, the dwarf I will save-
Thorin: Grocer
Bilbo: The dwarf that i forgot was an asshole
Some frames from my latest animation…