Nico di Angelo

Don't cry; it's pathetic. Crying won't change anything.The world is never kind to anyone.

[soelsahe]

nico: i can't find it !

leo: what are you looking for?

nico: my happiness

[vmesbl]

The Heroes

Go see The part.2 : Leo and Calypso with the hashtag #theheroes2

[perky-jerkson]

Will: Makin’ my way downtown

Will: Walkin’ fast

Will:

Will: Walkin’ a little bit slower so my steps match with Nico’s because he’s short

[kylaralynn]

In which Will and Nico are little shits

[demidorks]

Piper: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Nico: I'm a knife

Will, not looking up from his notepad: He's a little spoon

[incorrectpercicoquotes]

Percy: Nico, i got a pet snake! what should i name him?

Will: im sorry you got a what now-

Nico: william snakespear

[piperful]

will: merry crisis :)

nico, who hasn’t touched the internet since 2009 when he misclicked on a pop up ad that sent him straight to a full screen furry porn video game ad and thinks vine is a spindly plant: i am indeed having a crisis

will:

will: merry chrysler :))

[paintedsora]

Bunbun

hesmad…

[demigod-wikihow]

Jason:Hey man when was the last time you slept? You don’t look so good

Nico: Let’s see its 3 pm sooo… 1977

[nico-da-demigod]

I feel like Nico is the kind of person who when asked/told to do something active he complains a lot but then ends up being one of the best people at whatever he’s doing.

Like the whole camp has to run a mile one day for something and he has to be dragged outside by Will (literally) while complaining. Then they start and he passes everyone but a few random campers and some children of Ares with ease.

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[the-ghostking]

Jason: I can't wait to see the inside of Nico's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.

Frank: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.

Leo: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

[pjotexting]

[the-ghostking]

Nico: What’re are we gonna do?

Jason: Ah, what are you worried about? You’re so small they probably won’t even see you.

Nico: Jason, is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Jason: Nico, there is never not a time, because, just like you, life is short.

[the-ghostking]

Thalia: I hate men.

Nico: Good, more for me.

[incorrectpercicoquotes]

Nico: Unpopular opinion. Not all dogs are good boys.

Percy: BLOCKED.

Nico: Sometimes, they’re good girls!

Percy: UNBLOCKED.

[the-ghostking]

Percy: Hazel, why is your brother standing on the table?

Hazel: He likes to feel tall.

[incorrectpercicoquotes]

Hazel: so is this thing between Percy and Nico supposed to be a secret?

Piper: hardly. the only people who don’t know Percy loves Nico back are Percy and Nico.