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(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you
the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user
Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.
"We need trilllions to replace all workers" is quite the ask for an industry that has no profits.
hannah einbinder using her newfound celebrity to flirt with and do insane photoshoots and movies with the hottest famousest milfs in the entertainment industry…. she is such a tumblrina i feel like i’m watching a beloved mutual living out our collective dream
star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home
More games need to let you fuck up your romance entirely. Like truly one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me in a game is Alistair dumping me because i made him king and then like an hour later i was knocking on his door like "hey by the way i need you to fuck Morrigan."
when u play a game long enough u start to play it mentally ill style
if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.
“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering
“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”
"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot
i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832
victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831
Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.
reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages
sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age
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