The Grand Bamboozler

25 | She/Her

[mousegirlheart]

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[kabewski]

I'm not sure I should be proud of what I've done....

[snowychicken]

Is this a threat?

[its-uh-bella]

I've only ever seen edits of this image until now

[snowychicken]

I saw this reblog and thought "there aren't that many edits of this post. There's just the gun one and a few close ups of the orangutan's face." Turns out I just wasn't paying attention

Anyway, I felt the need to gather them all

If there's any others PLEASE show me

[unyieldingsilence]

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

[the-grand-bamboozler]

[gh0st-patr0l]

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

[the-grand-bamboozler]

[guooey]

does anybody want to match my sneep

[otiksimr]

Snorp.

[guooey]

Hey let's eat our worm and cricket in the sand together

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

I’m at 5 what about you?

[syissuffering]

f…fifteen…

[lphaneuf]

one. Nutella. Not that I wouldn’t, just that I don’t think i ever have

[pocket-deer-belly]

i got 21 get on my fucking level 🫵😂

[girlydemise]

We got 5 meow

[lady-viccy]

19/60 but if you don’t consider vegeternianism picky eating then 7/48

[the-grand-bamboozler]

Ehem...

41.

[the-grand-bamboozler]

Me, bleeding out in my commanding officer's arms after a landmine obliterates the left half of my body: Sarge... this is a bad stim Sarge...

[ruckuscauser]

I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that

[aromancy]

*ungreats your dane*

[the-grand-bamboozler]

"Actually, he was just a pretty good dane."

[gaytanic-panic]

[katelyn-danger]

If we're not gonna abide by the previous Egg Prime Directive, could we at least not make jokes out of it? If I was struggling with my identity and came out only to discover that people were basically calling me a tranny behind my back the entire time, I'd feel pretty shitty about the whole ordeal.

[tammog]

Why do you take it as an accusation, an insult, to say someone might be trans? Why do you immediately use a slur to describe that? I heavily doubt a single transfem making these comments would hate on anyone for being an egg, for being closeted either to others or even to themselves.

So why is transness an accusation or an insult, but assuming someone is cis - even if that assumption is proven wrong, even if they realize they are trans later - treated as value neutral?

I'd much rather make 500 cis guys slightly uncomfortable for a moment than treat transfems as men in fear of that first scenario.

[the-grand-bamboozler]

I'm gonna be so real with you here, I played the girl characters when I was a kid, I talked about how I would've been happier if I was born as a girl and how it was a shame that I wasn't, I fantasized about being a girl when I started to think about sex, I was so transfem I couldn't conceive of being happy in the body I had.

When I tell you that I looked at trans people and said. "nah those are something different im, like, my own thing."

The egg prime directive hurt more than it helped. I needed someone to tell me. I needed someone to tell me and only when they did was I able to finally start to see who I was after building up such a defeatist idea of myself.

[nharmoniaa985]

guys this might be a little woke but i don't think we should be trying to find toby's "secret alt account" on twitter cause of the fanart he accidentally reposted

every time i see someone trying to find his account it makes me feel terrible because he's not even allowed to exist on the internet anymore without having personal things about him be posted all over social media.., i've been seeing more "old pictures" of him floating around and i genuinely want to know why some of you think it's okay to spread around photos of a person who is PURPOSELY trying to not show their face. just because you're a fan of his works doesn't make it okay to just blatantly violate his privacy. stop trying to dig up everything about this guy and just let him exist as a person.

[the-grand-bamboozler]

Toby, who has been in fandom spaces for longer than most of his audience, when someone finally finds his alt:

[animenightcrew]

[the-grand-bamboozler]

Cheesmy poptato

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

Deltarune Fun Fact:

There is a God in the Deltarune universe. And because Roulxs Kaard used His name in vain, he will be going to Hell.

[the-grand-bamboozler]

We knew that it's this fucker.

[krisdreemurrxp]

going to st louis to have red robin . I hope it's good .

[the-grand-bamboozler]

Garlic Parm fries are really good there

[krisdreemurrxp]

I didn't get them , but the burgers were really good . they were soft and juicy and super flavorful . it was hella good .

[the-grand-bamboozler]

Acceptable.

Find Toasted Ravioli and Gooey Butter Cake or you will be hunted.

[krisdreemurrxp]

on it boss 🫡

I personally don't like ravioli , but I'll find gooey butter cake somewhere . it sounds good

[the-grand-bamboozler]

Go to Schnucks. Check the bakery section.

Toasted ravioli is much less like actual ravioli and far more akin to a chicken nugget or a pizza roll with breading. Personally I like the ones that are cheese. Think of it like it's a chicken nugget but with cheese.