any situation can be appropriately and calmly resolved with copious amounts of degenerate lesbian pornographic materal
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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any situation can be appropriately and calmly resolved with copious amounts of degenerate lesbian pornographic materal
You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light
Holy fuck
daenerys and her silver
[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..
yeah you would say that
me when i say anything
me when i say anything
plagiarism
ages 0-10: grow low quality organs
ages 10-30: in the labyrinth
30+: eating music and drinking songs
this month you are the lucky emperor to get my period pains projected onto you. this is an act of loyalty and appreciation i promise. i don't want you to suffer. thank you for your qervice to the people.
I DO NOT GET PERIODS
Congratulations on your pregnancy.
I send my condolences to your unborn child.
I will send my army to your unborn child.
I AMN OT PEGRANT!!!!!!!
omg congratulations on the happy news bixia! 🥢🥜🌹🌰!!!
(this is emoji for “birth a son soon”, the words “chopstick, peanut, rose, seed” are homophones for 快生贵子. I couldnt find a lychee so i used a rose instead).
NOT PREGAME
On This Day In History
July 22nd, 1802: Nguyễn Phúc Ánh (Gia Long) conquers Hanoi and unifies Viet Nam under the Nguyễn dynasty.
On This Day In History
July 24th, 1823: Chile bans slavery, freeing nearly five thousand Afro-Chileans. It is the second country in the Americas to do so (after Haiti).
Let's all vomit impossible quantities of viscous black liquid
first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone
A little gift for the Disciples of Sylvia. Look at that smile, how could a smile like that be evil???
Wembley Night 3, 11 July 2026
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sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere
hey beautiful blog have you posted this one
not yet thanks so much!!
They just don’t release the hounds like they used to
in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.