Hoe Tips

IG: @megan.ra

[pancakeke]

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[psycho-wonderland]

i will literally adore you if you send me one

[shutuprosa]

1. Last kiss

2. Last phone call

3. Last text message

4. Last song you listened to

5. Last time you cried

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

7. Been cheated on

8. Self harmed

9. Lost someone special

10. Been depressed

11. Been drunk and threw up

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

15. Made a new friend

17. Laughed until you cried

18. Met someone who changed you

19. Found out who your true friends were

20. Found out someone was talking about you

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

27. What time did you wake up today

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

32. What are you listening to right now

33. When is the last time you had sex?

34. Who's getting on your nerves right now

35. Most visited webpage

36. Favorite colour

37. Nicknames

38. Relationship Status

39. Zodiac sign

40. Male or female

41. Primary school

42. Secondary School

43. High school/college

44. Eye color

46. Height

47. Do you have a crush on someone

48. What do you like about yourself

49. Piercings

50. Tattoos

51. Righty or lefty

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

54. First best friend

55. First hookup

56. First Bestfriend

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

60. Drinking

61. I'm about to

62. Listening to

63. Waiting for

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

65. Get married?

66. Career

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

68. Hugs or kisses

69. Shorter or taller

70. Older or Younger

71. Romantic or spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

73. Sensitive or loud

74. Hook-up or relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

77. Drank hard liquor

78. Lost glasses/contacts

79. Had sex

80. Broken someone's heart

82. Been arrested

83. Turned someone down

84. Cried when someone died

85. Fallen for a friend

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself

87. Miracles

88. Love at first sight

89. Heaven

90. Santa Clause

91. Kiss on the first date

92. Angels

93. How would you label yourself?

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

95. Did you sing today

96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

100. Do you like the way you look?

Actually ask me something. Anon or not.

[egberts]

song: *goes from one headphone to the other*

me:

[luxury-liar]

“Some say that a woman that trades her body for money is a whore, if that is the case, then a woman that trades her body for flattery and kind words is just a whore that is not paid very well.”

Carl R. White

[prettyvixenavenue]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“The woman you are becoming will cost you people, relationships, spaces, and material things. Choose her over everything.”

— Unknown

[the-empress-8]

Zuhair Murad Spring 2018 Haute Couture Collection

[glamsatan]

tips for a "glow up"?

Looks: 

Keep yourself clean at all time; nails, hair, hygiene etc. 

Drink plenty of water every chance you get 

avoid touching your face (prevents breakouts)

Workout at least 30 mins a day, 3 times a week 

Dress nice; serve every chance you get 

Do:

Be confident; if you’re not, fake it till you make it 

Life others up 

Ignore drama/be unbothered 

Focus on yourself and loved ones 

Stand your ground 

Be fun, goofy, down to earth, but also be intelligent 

Work smarter, not harder 

Dont: 

Tear people down; it won’t make you a better person 

Be rude/cocky/conceited 

Swear/curse 

Don’t half work, give everything you do 110%

Procrastinate; always keep yourself proactive 

And that’s my TED talk 

[businessofwomen]

I’m so here for “vain” girls. Girls who dab at their waterline because crying could mess up their make up. Girls who spend a lot of time looking in the mirror. Girls who worry about breaking their nails. Girls who worry if they don’t have exfoliating wash or lotion for a day. Girls who contour and girls who do face masks and girls who worry about missing a spot shaving and girls who get their eyebrows done. You’re capable of caring a lot about your appearance and other things, and caring a lot about your appearance does not make you bad, or shallow, or less deserving of respect.

[arabwife]

I plan on becoming the girl of my own dreams

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

I’m sorry if I’ve ever been that toxic person in someone’s life &/or hindered anyone’s growth. Even in the smallest of ways

[russiancleopatra-deactivated201]

Act as if! Act as if you’re a wealthy man, rich already, and then you’ll surely become rich. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful.

Jordan Belfort

[ftafp]

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

[lilmamabeyellin]

listen

[caribbritchick]

Advice for people in their 20s from someone who’s just entered their 30s....

1. Don’t waste time being fearful: go for that job that you’re certain you’re not gonna get. What’s the worse that can happen? You are rejected, but you gain interview experience. Self-doubt is really a waste of time.

2. Live in the present. Yes, it is important to plan for the future, but it is easy to put off living until it is too late. Make sure that you have no regrets about what you should have done. Do one exciting thing per year.

3. Know your worth. This applies to both work and relationships; never sell yourself short. No job or romance is more important than your self respect. Also, charge for any unique skills/services that you can offer. 

4. Don’t be afraid to leave bad situations. I left a stable but draining teaching job in order to protect my mental health. Even though this was a big risk, it was the best decision I ever made. NOTHING is more important than your mental health. 

5. Most 20 somethings feel that they are underachieving. This is normal - especially in today’s financial climate. Don’t feel bad if you are still living at home and cannot afford to rent/buy. I’m 30 and still living at home, saving to buy.

6. People will disappoint you, but most of the time, it’s not about you. Everybody has their own demons and traumas that make them behave in certain ways. If somebody disrespects you, assert your boundaries and keep it moving. Also, examine if there was anything you could have done to avoid the situation. But DO NOT let it eat away at you.

7. In love, nobody owes you anything. Even if they made a promise, they are their own person…Everybody has the right to change their mind and to leave a situation which is not beneficial for them. This is hurtful and hard to accept, but it is the truth.

8. Learn to enjoy your own company. Your 20s can be a lonely time as your social sphere narrows, due to employment, finances and exhaustion. Use this time to find out more about yourself and do the things that you enjoy. There is something liberating about eating at a restaurant alone. 

9. Be kind, don’t gossip or overshare. I am still working on this one. It is really difficult to be kind and positive in a world full of annoying people. However, your attitude will influence how you are being perceived. If you are unkind, people will laugh at your jokes but they will never trust you. They will never trust you not to treat them as you treat other people. Remove yourself from toxic people, and only share negativity (sadness/anger/depression) with a therapist and one other person that you trust. If you overshare negative feelings, you may be stereotyped as being full of drama. Furthermore, people will want you to stay in a negative place because it’s entertaining and makes them feel better about their own lives. Just don’t do it.

10. You cannot win every battle. Within conflict, it is tempting to try to force others to agree with your perspective. However, most people are set in their ways, and find it difficult to change their views and behaviours. This is especially important when dealing with toxic family members. You may never get the apology and empathy that you seek, so it is important to accept that every battle cannot be won, and gain validation internally, rather than externally.

[sugarmacaron]

Why you should respect the hoe

Take yourself back to high school. There you are, sitting in English doing your best impersonation of a good student. You look over to chatter in the rear of the room, and you know her when you see her. She is gorgeous, maybe it’s her face, maybe her body, but you can feel her and so can the boys entertaining her. They’re doing anything to make her laugh, to make her smile, to make her remember them. And you notice, they’re the friends of the boy she’s dating but there they are trying to get her to forget about him. You feel many things, anger, sickness. But most of all you feel for a split second something that scares you.

You want to be her.

The word ho is used loosely here, in the traditional sense. About as loosely as men use it. Did you leave your man for his more sensitive friend with the bigger dick? You’re a ho. Your friends man make a pass at you, and you refuse? You’re a ho. Did you wear a short skirt because your legs looked banging today, and a man older than your father paid you some attention? Well bitch your name is ho nah. But right now you’re ho batter. You need to make yourself into a full fledged ho cake.

Pimping is easy. Hoing is hard. What you have to have before any woman on the street is confidence. I know what you’re thinking. You’ve heard of hoes who cry, who want people’s respect, who beg for people to know her. That’s not a real ho. You need to be confident, and I mean confident enough for all the women you know who don’t love themselves. I could go on and on about what it’s like for women but we don’t need to. I’m gonna teach you what you need to become the real thing.

1. Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Who’s the Fairest Ho of Them All? You bitch. YOU. This is gonna sound cheesy, but when we’re talking about personal health I’ll have you walk around calling yourself Howard the Duck then live the rest of your life only being able to have sex with the lights off. Get up and look in the mirror. And tell yourself. I am the prettiest bitch I ever did see. I am gorgeous. I’m beautiful. The sun rises and sets in my eyes and the dimples of my thighs. I am perfect, period. Say your name to yourself. Find the best attribute about you and stare at it. Look at yourself. When you hear the voice in your head telling you this is stupid, think to yourself those are your doubters. That’s not you. You’re a bad bitch and you would never say that to yourself. Do it every time you see yourself, do it every day. 2. Celebrate like it is your name day. What I mean is close the door and be as naked as the day you were born. Take it off. Sleep naked. Walk around naked. Get used to your skin jiggling. Don’t think about it just feel it. Learn to love it. It ripples like waves. And nothing is fucking wrong with that. 3. Think of all the mean things anyone has ever said to you Now bitch is the time to say what you didn’t think of. Plan a witty retort, picture yourself dragging that person into the middle of a ring and putting them in the Stone Cold Stunner. What do they say to you before you end their miserable life because Stone Cold said so? “Bitch you’re fat anyway” answer back, “and so is your mother”. Stun that mother fucker. “You ain’t never gonna be shit” and neither will their credit score. Smash a beer can on their head. “Bitch you won’t be shit without me,” correct. But I will be the whole pail of grits. Send him to hell. “I’ll see you in hell” yes bitch right on the throne. Finally, “you’re a slut.” And your pussy tastes like poverty and regret. Swonton bomb them through a table. When the tears are running down your face and you’re laughing, you’re full of glee, you’re whole again, that’s when you know you’re done. 4. Confidence is everything It’s not a nuisance. It will literally SAVE YOUR LIFE. I don’t want to get too much into myself, but I have been depressed multiple times. Furthermore I will be depressed many more times and I know it. But I will never stop waking up because I am confident in myself. I love myself. It brings me to tears when I think of how I could have ended up. You need to be here with me. You have to love everything about yourself and if you do you’ve already won. Accept that you will fuck up. You will one day go to someone’s house to watch Big Hero 6 and end up Sitting On His Dick. You didn’t fail. One day someone will take advantage of you. Imagine putting them in the Walls of Jericho and move the fuck on. You are NOT stupid. Are you nerdy as hell? Bitch you are cultured. You’re wonderful. Do not EVER forget that. EVER. You will lose yourself. 5. Confident =/= Conceited This makes me angry. Very very angry. A lot of people on social media think the two are the same. If you won’t let people compromise who you are you’re confident. If you think other people are beneath you YOU ARE CONCEITED. They’re similar aren’t they? Yes. And people often can’t tell the difference. But bitch check the tag because it might feel like cotton but it might just be those twins Poly and Ester. Do some introspection and find where your heart is. Don’t let it get caught in the wrong place.

Remember bitch, you are sweet. You’re as pretty as a magnolia in May. And you don’t need anyone but you to tell you that.