I'm the King

Hello and Welcome! 18 - Australia, Melbourne. Mostly humour with some fandom thrown in every now and then

[thevoyagereternals]

Star Trek + Social Commentary (context in the captions)

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[nichelle-my-belle-deactivated20]

excellent resource

[rbmichael-deactivated20160826]

spongebob a freak!!!!! succin squidward while the other fish watch!!!!!

need me one like that

[lunaeregia]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[twitterlols]

I’m dead 💀

[legorobin-deactivated20170916]

[magicalmarmaid]

@freshface-blankpage

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

@markhamillz

[ferretfyre]

@nightcrawler-fan

[nightcrawler-fan]

….you know, I wouldn’t even be surprised if you told me he had actually worn this at some point.

[aggravatedvincevaughn]

[nightcrawler-fan]

See, this? This is exactly what I’m talking about!

[nightcrawler-fan]

Actually, y’know what, @looksalittlesketchy, no. We’re not done with Bruce’s greatest failures. 

AND THE FREAKIN’ COUP DE GRACE

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[womenandwne]

honestly it’s a masterpiece

[highwaytohell-a]

I feel guilty reblogging this as some kind of ordinary video. this is a masterpiece, this should be demonstrated in a museum or some shit.

[toniins]

the weirdest shit that’s come out of aussie parliament

“you’re such a cunt” “the minister will refer to people by their correct titles.”

that time the prime minister wasn’t there so they brought a cardboard cutout of him and leaned it on his seat and everyone cheered

pauline pantsdown

the fucking misogyny speech is legendary

“howard djs like a mad cunt”

when they banned the security guards from calling people “mate” and it basically shut down parliament while everyone yelled about how this was unacceptable

when the prime minister got out-debated by fourteen-year-olds

when our prime minister ate two raw onions??? and then when he got fired we put them outside our doors in memory of his shittiness

“it’s time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States”

the world’s shortest press release

this guy just straight up poured crude oil on his hands to prove a point

“AbbotLovesAnal”

this is our opposition leader???????

[1dlittlethings]

[pomeranian2]

[mogifire]

why not both?

[x-kittenxx]

[lolfactory]

[fukthisurl-blog]

His face. I’m dead

[crimsonsag-deactivated20170812]

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy

[pleatedjeans]

[animmalcrossing]

going through customs at a US airport

airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?

me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*

airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

me: but i am

*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?

me: i dont know its a surprise!! 

[dudeashley]

i made new tip jars at my job, team mystic is in the lead so far.

[dudeashley]

http://d.pr/i/qnta

UPDATE

[ultralaser]

TEAM VALOR

[lacrimalis]

wait did someone on team mystic put their whole damn debit card in there

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]