You Oedipus

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[zylahbee]

sexism in medicine kills people. racism in medicine kills people. fatphobia in medicine kills people. queerphobia in medicine kills people. classism in medicine kills people. ableism in medicine kills people.

do not downplay people’s fears about being mistreated because they are a part of a marginalised group. it is a matter of life and death and you should be angry about it.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[aqwult]

[hollywolly3000]

Edits where its just cropped to his face cam are okay i guess but you lose so much when you dont see the fucking stupid ass video game he plays while saying shit like this

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gamechangershow]

[shalrath]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[quinn-of-aebradore]

@flashhwing EXCELLENT catch, oh my fucking god XD

[the-biornicles]

"kids are so whiny and annoying" you want them to be dependent on adults and obedient and silent and convenient but also independent and not needing anything but also without any sense of autonomy and agency but also going outside and getting off their damn phones but also staying inside so they don't get into trouble but also recognizing they have it good but also that the new generation is mindless and stupid but also just say what they want in clear and emotionally mature words but also stop asking for things AND you want them to not be pissy about it? get real

[meme4u]

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-

[theehorsepusssy]

[ficauthor]

Every so often i think about the baked in premise of the terminator and start laughing uncontrollably. Imagine, fucking imagine being at war almost your entire life. You're really close to your buddy Kyle. For some reason you are the leader of this rebellion and are kicking robot ass on the daily. And somehow the robots find out time travel and are intent to kill your mom before you are born. And you turn to your buddy and say 'go back in time and protect her man' knowing as you have probably your entire life that your buddy is your father and you have just sent your best friend in the world back to the 80s to fuck your mom. You know without a shadow of a doubt that your friend is so incredibly horny and down bad for your mom within two days of knowing her that he will discard all qualms he has about sleeping with her. Because the alternative is you'd never be born to be his best friend. He somehow will not discover the fact that he is your father before he dies and also you know doing this will get him killed

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[timidsketch]

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

[roolsilver]

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper