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I am aware

[the-last-boneman]

Samurais and Ninjas are cool as fuck

[the-last-boneman]

I will never understand why you guys post 40 screenshots from a video instead of just posting the the actual video on here. Like it’s literally 2026 and we’re still out here presenting powerpoint slide shows like its 2004

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[polarhorror]

[the-last-boneman]

Its even worse when the caption is incomprehensible

[beemovieerotica]

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

[beemovieerotica]

[pukicho]

imagine being kind in 2026

[pukicho]

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

[probuccalfat]

50 cent was lowkey the most important man in my household growing up like it went 50 cent then jesus christ

[probuccalfat]

i vividly remember my parents arguing once and my mom yelled “you’re not even half the man 50 is” then my dad slammed a door and left. these people raised me

[sweetstench]

Meet Cute

[dogpuppy]

[mono-red-menace]

[targetedknowledge]

[chantilly8-deactivated20241126]

[poughkeepsietapes]

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.

[arahir]

what's not made clear unless you zoom in is this is clothing for a BABY. lest you forget our hubris, we were dressing babies like this in the 2000s.

[rocketbirdie]

faithful depiction of the yugioh card that i saw in my dream last night

[enki2]

[girlballs-archive]

being a pervert 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[ilovetodrinkwater]

We are downloading the fuck out of msuic right now. I LOVE YOU