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One Nice Bug Per Day
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
sheepfilms
hello vonnie
Mike Driver
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium
official daine visual archive
NASA
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
RMH
Andulka
Keni
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@the-laughing-jester
"And then there's Supergirl. Basically Superman if he drank Red Bull, listened to Taylor Swift, and decided teen angst was a personality trait. You're flying around National City in a skirt that defies physics, punching aliens because you're still mad about homework. We get it, you're bulletproof. You're also basically a Disney Channel protagonist with heat vision. Calm down, Powerpuff Girl."
"Superman is the embodiment of 'Teacher's Pet' with god-like complexes. He's out here floating in space with a red cape pretending he isn't just a solar-powered boy scout in spandex. We get it, you can bend steel. You can also bench press a bus. But your personality is as flat as the Kansas cornfields you flew over. You're basically a participation trophy with a logo. Stop smiling, you're making Gotham look bad."
"Red Hood's entire character arc is just 'I died, Bruce didn't care enough, now I'm edgy.' Meanwhile, the actual Batman watched his parents die IN FRONT OF HIM, never once put on a costume that looked like an angry trashcan, and still has time to mentor six other kids. Get therapy, Jason. Your ego is blocking your oxygen."
Batman is just a billionaire in cosplay who turned daddy issues into a personality trait. 'I am vengeance, I am the night'—bro, you're a shut-in with a cave addiction and a butler. Your whole brand is brooding because you can't process grief. Also, the Batmobile? Edgy goth car. The Batcave? Ultimate introvert flexing. Your utility belt? Dad's checking for weapons at the mall.
- "Just saw Batman swing past my window. Bro really said 'I AM THE NIGHT' and I'm like... no you're just goth with a budget. #BatsuitFashionWeek #NightIsALie
- "Alfred Pennyworth deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for dealing with this man's mood swings."
- "Batman's 'no kill rule' is cute, but have you tried turning the villain into a meme? Emotional damage lasts longer than a broken spine. #LegalMurder #ComedyIsPower"
- "He wears black leather and jumps off roofs. I call it 'theatrical depression with cardio.' #GothamGym #AngstyWorkout"
- "Dear Batman: Your car is compensating for something. Sincerely, everyone."