Milo

[the-local-scribe]

Shout out to everyone who writes fanfic, this shit is harder than it looks

[oblivions-dawn]

Happy Pride Month from Skyrim Loading Screen DragonTM

[lalaleeiillaa]

“yeah i read a lot!”

“oh awesome! What books do you read?”

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It’s opening night….

*gulp*

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My new lifehack: Lying

[cranberry-branflakes]

you're gonna crush it sweetie pie!

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I have a theory that if I started thrashing around hard enough, fueled with enough rage, I’d start flying away like dumbo

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My schedule:

Monday- humiliation

Tuesday- suffocation

Wednesday- condescension

Thursday- is pathetic

By Friday- life has already killed me

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Someone just called ‘line’

It’s tech week

We’re cooked

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Finding a song that perfectly matches your daydream is a euphoric experience

[the-local-scribe]

Heated rivalry but yuri

And instead of Hockey its figure skating

And we call it yaoi on ice

Guys hear me out

[twilightofthesandwiches]

You can choose one of these mildly non-human traits to have…

Which will you choose?

Patches of iridescent scales or feathers

A pair of antlers

Monkey-like dexterous feet

Enhanced sense of smell

A mouth that can unhinge like a snake’s

Slightly-prehensile hair

Fully-functional gills

Wings (capable of gliding, but not true flight)

Tail (can be somewhat prehensile, but not that dexterous)

Retractable claws

Long, sharp fangs

Hair that naturally has an unnatural color of your choice

Voting ended onApr 9

[lazylittledragon]

ok friends i desperately need you to know that project hail mary is so good that i bought the book and planned a tattoo the day after i saw it

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Fanfic so good I actually have to start biting it and shaking it around with my teeth

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“Every Pokemon is someone’s favorite” WRONG! Ain’t nobody give a flying F about this asshole

[satan-offical]

I WANNA KISS A WOMAN !!

[4rielle]

Tumblr needs to get more yuri pilled