[iphisesque]

wait you're actually a catholic and not just for the joke? cringe. unfollowed

-- martin luther to pope leo x on october 31, 1517

[citizen-zero]

me, a gentile, completely engrossed in a very long thread in which several Jewish tumblr users draw on the tenets, laws, and philosophies of Judaism to support their claims in a debate about whether it would be okay for a dragon to light a candle with its own fiery breath on the sabbath

[slavic-butter-ball-deactivated2]

you aren’t supposed to want anybody to go to hell, ever, no matter how much they hurt you, you are supposed to want them to come to the Church, repent, and spend eternity with God, and this is probably the hardest part of being Christian - the idea of anybody spending eternity separated from God is supposed to break your heart

[smolpagangf]

[broomcorner]

Healing Spell

Drink a glass of water, because that’s just good practice. Brew a cup of peppermint tea in the meantime. 

Read, or say, Psalms 6:2 –

Have mercy upon me, O Lord; for I am weak: O Lord, heal me; for my bones are vexed. 

Pour salt into a bowl or sachet. Add a bay leaf or two - depending on how bad you feel. Place it close to where you sleep at night. Breathe in the steam from your tea. While you drink your tea, envision yourself healing. Picture your aches disappearing. Imagine yourself healthy and happy. Imagine your stress and weariness melting away. 

Read, or say, Psalms 6:9 –

The Lord hath heard my  supplication; the Lord will receive my prayer.

Keep the bowl or sachet near you until you feel well again. 

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i don’t consume media to “have” “fun” i consume media in the same way catholic peasants lashed themselves in the streets in the 1300s

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Outspoken “new atheist” types continue to be exhausting

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Let me throw this out there: If you can prove to me beyond doubt that everything supernatural or metaphysical is pretend and that religion is not worth believing or participating in, I will not give one single shit and I will not change the way I live my life in any way at all

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

“But why would you cling to those outmoded and nonsensical ideas?”

Because I’m taller than you and I have better hair and bigger tits and a bigger dick than you

[pukicho]

I do spells and shit for the elderly on weekends.

[roseyturtles]

What kind of spells?

[pukicho]

Lightning bolt, cast familiar, raise dead, hellfire

[decommissionedrides]

Have you killed an elderly yet?

[pukicho]

Why do you think I cast raise dead?

[owls-hive]

Last night I prayed to Loki for the first time in a while. I asked if the Gods even heard me anymore and if they saw what was happening in my country. I told them to give me a sign, and to help us. And I got nothing until I was ready to fall asleep, then I felt Loki beside me. I was too tired to do much besides shufflemancy and a song by HIM came on. The lyrics "Turn to page 43 and you'll know how I feel" specifically stood out to me. But I was like... page 43 of what? Well, I did some digging and this is what I found:

...Don't ever, tell me the Gods are dead.

[worshipgifs]

[cottagelf]

Pierce my heart 🖤

[thegroovyarchives]

1979 Sesame Street & Philip Glass “The Geometry of Circles″ animation (via: YouTube)

[essenceevocation]

[successful-disaster]

After one year of subtle, secret practice, I walked white sage through my home, to my mother's response:

"Why are you doing that? You know sage is witchcraft right?"

Here we go.

[enby-witchbitch]

“No one who believes in God would do magic.”

Buddy, wait till you hear bout Jesus.

[ducissatenebrarum]

Rosario (Memento Mori) by Javier Pérez features 59 life-size bronze skulls. Displayed here at the Catedral Cloister, Burgos, Spain.

[theredwingbriar]

when you say magic you mean psychology on yourself

when I say magic I mean giving people an existential crisis by awakening them to the depths of a world that they had never previously paid consideration or thought by way of waking miracles or preternatural phenomena

we are not the same