The way the universe functions: David, what are you doing?
Bowie: I’m gonna release new music.
The way the universe functions: David, you’ve died, you can’t keep making music.
Bowie: Why not?
The way the universe functions: It’s against the rules.
Bowie: Darling, I’m Ziggy fucking Stardust, won’t no rules hold me back.
The way the universe functions: You’ve been dead for a year now it’s time to rest in pe–
Bowie: Maybe I’ll release a whole EP.
The way the universe functions: David…
Bowie: Oh, here’s this one song that’s like jazz…
The way the universe functions: Stop…
Bowie: But it’s got a little metal infused to it, it’ll be brilliant.
The way the universe functions: David, stahp!
a few moments later, having a chat with his pals in heaven:












