DANGER: US.

IND. PRI. SEL. MULTI. WRITTEN BY SAM.

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@strngetrails​ / killian.

       ❛  you know just because you say it in that tone, doesn’t mean that it means anything to me.  ❜

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exposestruth‌:

         ❛ well, i’ve had my fair share of luthors trying to censor the public opinion. ❜

     ❛  really, we’re at this point of the conversation already? here i thought you might try to woo me first.  ❜    a long weathered sigh is kept under wraps by a tight smile. she will be generous because she has to be, she will be courteous because anything less means she is just like the rest of them. ( it’s exhausting, being this way. but it will be worth it. eventually. ).        ❛  how outdated of you. judging a woman for a man’s sins.  ❜

[merrittsource]

[cwsupergirlgifs]

[harleyivy-deactivated20200726]

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@exposestruth​

       ❛  don’t take this the wrong way, but you look like you’re ten seconds away from an aneurysm.  ❜

[villanellesource]

Smug asshole™ in a suit? We love to see it.

[kirammanapologist]

jodie comer manhandle me on a bus challenge

[killingcve]

killing eve 3x03 had me feeling like i railed a line of coke and got immediately shot in the face

[sarahmannin]

[avatricist]

the look™

[lousolversons]

I want to smell like a Roman centurion, who’s coming across an old foe, who, in battle once, hurt him greatly.

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vilanele‌:

           “i would like that, eve.”   you like the way her name curls off the edge of your tongue. you don’t brood on how many times it’s gotten stuck, or how many times you’ve lolled it around your head before you met her again. she knows better now than to try and threaten you, because you might like her, but it won’t stop you from easing that knife between her ribs and watching her choke on the blood in her lungs. (you think it might do something for you, watching her die, but anna put a gun in her mouth and that light slowly died. but then again, you always thought guns were a little impersonal.)

                    “you have a lovely home.”    the silence aside, you follow her back into the kitchen and simply watch. (she’s not your prey – at least not yet. but you like to watch before you start pulling apart with flesh beneath your nails and sinew between your teeth.)

                                     “do you have any vodka?”

     the wine sours on your tongue but you drink it anyway, unwilling to let villanelle take a metaphorical step forward; she is in your house, your life, your head, god sometimes you think she is in your veins and in the darkest recesses of the night, you wonder what would happen if you dug under the skin. would she come rushing out? formed out of the puddle oozing out of you, like some sort of bloodied swamp monster? 

( she might. she might, she might, she might. ) 

           “  in the freezer at the top.  “    i’m married to a polish guy, of course i have fucking vodka. it’s good stuff too, made and sent by a cousin in warsaw who makes the labels out of parchment, all handwritten. can start a bonfire with it.   “  help yourself.  “  you take the courtesy of setting out a glass (think about smashing it over her head) and you set another place at the table. you give her a steak knife. 

“  is there -- “  no. that’s not the question you want to ask. instead, you’re honest:   “  what are we doing?  “

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VERONICA MARS RP MEME.

a selection of my fave quotes from the tv series veronica mars, 2004-2007.

Dude, what the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is like some reality show called “My Skank.”

Get out of my house. 

You have a problem with ________, you leave.

Look at you, all helpful.

I was wondering if I could have a word?

All yours, big guy.

It’s all fun and games till one of you gets my foot up your ass.

Wow, sugar puss, you’ve certainly been a busy little bee.

I’ll be your, “If you cannot afford an attorney” attorney.

Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic!

I hear you do detective stuff for people.

I do favours for friends.

I can pay.

Sit down, friend.

F.Y.I.? If cuddling is the best part, he didn’t do it right.

Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything. Creating chaos.

You wait for the dust to settle and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it’s still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

Hi, everyone! Say “repressed homosexuality”!

You are the last good person here at _________. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Do you have any idea what your little joke cost me?

Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again?

If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens.

And what is so great about living?

I think we have a choice. I think we could take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now, or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now.

I’m not paying you to worry about my health, I’m paying you to follow leads.

This isn’t a favor. It’s a job you know. We’re not exchanging friendship bracelets.

Underneath that angry young woman show, there’s a slightly less angry woman who’s just dying to bake me something.

Who’s your Daddy?

‘77. Trans-Am, Blue Oyster Cult in the 8-track, foxy, stacked blond riding shotgun, racing for pink slips. Wait a minute, I’m thinking of a Springsteen song. Scratch everything. I was never cool.

I don’t know which bothers me more, “foxy” or “stacked”.

I never want you to think that your mom is the villain in all of this.

Yeah it is. The hero is the one that stays… and the villain is the one that splits.

I just should never listen to those guys. I mean, really, who names their daughter Trampy McBitch?

Love makes me lazy. It’s a dangerous drug. It kills more brain cells than crystal meth.

Finally, a deep throat to call my own.

Look, I just don’t… have time to be responsible for every little thing that goes wrong in your life!

You’ve been named the world’s biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition in your unparalleled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo. You’re going to die friendless and alone.

Shut up! If I want you to speak, I’ll wave a Snausage in front of your nose. 

I just can’t take the begging. I’ll relent, just once - but no cuddling after, and I won’t call you in the morning.

This is punishment gentlemen, not party time.

As I have told you now three times, this is the friendly officer of the law who is going to overlook your underage public drunkenness.

Excellent. A bar so low we can step over it.

But if you’re coming home who will play “Dead Hooker Two” on “CSI” this week? How will you get your attention fix?

I thought being a private eye was all about shooting dudes and making out with sexy widows.

Your secret illegitimate child gestating in the womb of your comatose ex-girlfriend affects neither you nor me.

I suddenly feel like I’m in a scene from “The Outsiders”.

Be cool, Soda-Pop.

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mine and @vilanele discord convos - tag urself im yeet!

[pekkt]

““Is the god edible?””

— One player after discovering an important plot point (via slightlycrackedteapot)

[rp-memesrus]

hbo’s sharp objects (2018) - episode 02: dirt sentence starters.

feel free to edit for pronouns/tense, etc. tw / cw for abuse, trauma,death,  murder, profanity, and self harm.

“it might be the sign of a guilty conscious.”

“around here, we call it just being nice.” 

“i think my hips are just a little higher than yours.”

“it’s fine. i’m fine.” 

“i’m very involved in the community.”

“i want to know where you are.” 

“i don’t want you to talk like that.”

“we are going to the funeral to support that poor family.” 

“you know, i’ve been thinking.”

“why does a killer change his MO like that?”

“the nature of this crime, it’s personal.” 

“inside voice. it’s a funeral.” 

“she talked a lot when she had something to say, and was quiet if she didn’t.”

“isn’t my sister the coolest?”

“you’re old enough to be my mom.”

“it’s dangerous out there for you.”

“people are killing little girls.” 

“make sure you get home before mama.” 

“you’re not there to solve a mystery.” 

“this could be your big break if you do it right.”

“don’t go gentle.”

“you never come home.”

“do you have kids?”

“you must have a boyfriend.”

“your mother shows me pictures of you.”

“my demons are not remotely tackled. they’re just mildly concussed.”

“let these people be.” 

“i ain’t no pussy.”

“did he see who took her?”

“she’s dead.”

“they say i’m seeing ghosts.” 

“he’s playing with a gun.”

“he just seems a little young to have a gun.”

“you have a nice day.”

“so that’s the problem?”

“how is your mama? is she holding up?”

“believe it or not, some of us read. we even write!”

“where were you?”

“i don’t want to know.” 

“it isn’t right.” 

“we’ll have to figure out how to use the spider.” 

“what’s going on?”

“is she alright?”

“she’s scared.”

“she’s lashing out.” 

“you were drunk.”

“you’re giving me a lecture about drinking?”

“i just want things to be nice with us.” 

“maybe i don’t know how.”