Herbalist in training

Sadia Finch They/Them | Reblogs everything | Themeless Goblin | Message me for anything | Follows back similar

[sayruq]

[to-be-frank-i-dont-care]

Hobbit most likely to appear on the news

Pippin

Merry

Sam

Frodo

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

[clawedandcute]

THE LANDSLIDE

[majormeilani]

the bisexuals are normal till the man with long hair shows up then they lose it

[kiwimidnight]

TINY WRLD (2020)

[cocotine]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ki-adi-money]

[stud-yawgmoth]

I wanna see if we really are all trans here

Pick your gender

Cis man

Cis woman

Nonbinary

Trans man

Trans woman

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

[stud-yawgmoth]

It's not a competition!!!

[mayajadeart]

The average tumblr user is nonbinary, good to know

[thatdamnrookie]

cool, thanks!

[actordougjones]

Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.

[nightfuryqueen]

[brwolf1995]

[mortalityplays]

> doug jones is on tumblr

> doug jones has BEEN on tumblr since 2014

> doug jones is a tumblrina.

[stele3]

“more spaghetti”

[lesvegas]

Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.

[lesvegas]

I’m trying to be but getting testosterone without a family doctor is borderline impossible.

[lesvegas]

Why are you people talking about my post like stock market speculators.

[ghost-cassette]

It's a bear market

[scrumpster]

My boyfriend edited this one picture of a seal with huge wet eyes so that it had a super tiny head and it was so funny that several days later it’s all I can think about when my brain isn’t preoccupied

[sludgeware]

boyfriend here. world needs to see the image

[scrumpster]

hate to be the one to tell you this but I am a man

[sludgeware]

i LOVE to be the one to tell you this. we are GAY!!!!!!!!

[shitacademicswrite]

[somarysueme]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

If you saw Elon Musk getting jumped by 50 guys would you:

Help him

Make it 51

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

[sakuraluck]

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

Holy fucking shit dude

[dreamssick]

Solitude and Loneliness

Anne Sexton // Susan Sontag // unknown // Jaakko Pallasvuo // Olivia Laing // Olivia Laing // Anne Truitt // Definition // Definition // Dante Émile // Mitski

[screnwriter-deactivated20220724]

''there's only one bed.''

''i'll bandage you up.''

''who did this to you?''

''i didn't know where else to go.''

''can you be my date to the wedding?''

''you're my best friend. i've always loved you.''

''shut up.'' ''make me.''

''i would never fall for you.''

''then why did you do it?'' ''BECAUSE I LOVE YOU''

''oh. oh.''

[fucking-jester-deactivated20240]

Me: I hate clichés

Also me:

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

[soundsof71]

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

[criticallyacclaimedstranger]

Tags from @thirddeadlysin

[madlori]

there is something so perfect about the “did you arrange these pins just so” taunt, I can’t even describe what it is. Like Freddie’s saying “I know you think you’re punk but I also know you put in a lot of care and energy into showing everybody just how much punk you are and isn’t that just precious.”

[vonkarn]

me and my wife are gonna have gay haunted castle sex