✨ Vroom Vroom, Bitch ✨

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)

"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[ailithnight]

Yeah, yeah. You said that last loop.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and I'll say it again get the FUCK OUTTA MY LOOP!!!

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[treecitysessions]

You ever make friends so good you start to realize most of the people closest to you have been undercover operatives sent by the devil to ruin your life

[what-even-is-thiss]

When we learn something we should’ve known already or that everyone supposedly knows my family and I have taken to saying “well you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point”

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[hollanderthoughts]

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

[9ofarc]

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

[maxxie-or-smth]

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

[raccoongrandfather]

The word mealtime is proof that humans are domesticated animals