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idc if u like winter or autumn or whatever nothing tops summer evenings when the sun hasnt fully set and the air is still warm but theres a light breeze and everything is getting more quiet except for the birds and crickets and its a perfect time to go on a walk and just breathe

einstetic

reasons to live (may edition):

nature is waking up, the flowers are blooming and the grass is getting greener

the sky when the sun rises or sets

the picnics you are going to have

fresh fruit and berries

summer break is getting closer

laughing children

flowy dresses and skirts

ice cream, iced tea, iced coffee, everything ice

farmer’s markets

long walks on the beach

finally time to focus on yourself

best-of-memes

afrocentricheavymetalgoddess

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

4gifs

duendealexis

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

duendealexis

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

phillylesty-deactivated20180912

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

eroscestlavie

i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time

eroscestlavie

i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo

cordaloo

the FACT that mark ruffalo is the one who took this and then posted it on facebooks like the nerdy dad he is

alsedes

I just noticed Taika Waititi is snuggling Chris Hemsworth’s legs. This is the most precious image in existence.

slothgangang

This is what non-toxic masculinity looks like.

fernlom

This is the world warriormale wants, and I’m A-OK with that. Fight when needed, but never fear the embrace of your brother.

hyrude

i just got sleep paralysis during a NAP how do i press charges on my own brain

gay-d-h-d-life

Last night I had a bout of sleep paralysis and my brain thought something had possessed my body so I started screaming “be gone thot!” over and over internally to wake myself up 😂

hyrude

apparently studies have shown that invoking the support of a deity or phrase that u believe has power (ie shouting “jesus!!! god protects me, you cant hurt me!” etc) is pretty much the most effective method for ending night terrors and sleep paralysis. so if u truly believe shouting “begone thot!” has the power to dispel dream possession then that is probably what a psychologist would suggest u do asdfghgfds

maralie-deactivated20211111

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

sarkopterygia

#ppl are gonna write their dissertations on this shit (x)

// @antlered-kitten

lemonadesoda

This reminds me of the time when I was on vacation with my family and we were hiking, and after using a rest stop, the conversation turned to the grossness of outhouses and port-a-potties, and I said that if I ever got splashback from a port-a-potty, “my soul would depart my body.” My parents found that hilarious, and my dad commented that my generation can be so clever with words bc he would only think to say something like “It would be disgusting” which doesn’t convey the sentiment nearly as well as “my soul would depart my body.”

starcunning

Adjacent but relevant is Tia Baheri’s “Your Ability to Can Even: A Defense of Internet Linguistics”

guayabaprince

I find this so intriguing because it opens up so many possibilities for future writers to connect with their readers.

explorerrowan

Does that mean we’re literally “Darmok and Jalad”-ing language? We speak in stories and references and memes, never saying what’s actually going on, just making reference to other things.

systlin

Yes.

Isn’t it beautiful.

nyokoko

@impressionablelizards

jezi-belle

And you expressed that point by verbing the phrase “Darmok and Jalad,” which is itself a pop culture reference. Linguistic ouroboroses are my favorite thing, guys.

mcgregorswench

icecreamsandwichcomics

I’ll be honest the red iPhone does look really nice, but I put a case on my phone.

hellomrbones

prokopetz

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

dios-404

Fun fact Spider-man once beat the Hulk by telling him a joke that was so funny he turned back into Bruce Banner to laugh

rheasmymami

I love this?

alanmorlock

gevion-deactivated20180225

do you love the colour of the sky

misslorable

delete this

free-rice17

Good point

brown-hearts

I was waiting for Howie Mandel to come up.

childhoodruiner

adhdheather

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

inoffizielles-deutschland

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

tumblcoin

Introducing Tumblcoin

Tumblr is reportedly proud to announce their newest feature: Tumblcoin. Tumblcoin is the latest in the entirely unstable cryptocurrency market. The social media and publishing platform claims that the currency is somehow assured by the platform’s unceasing flow of high-quality memes and low-quality shitposts. When pressed for details, staff was heard mumbling incoherently.

The new Chief Coin Officer of Tumblr eventually stepped up to explain: “As more users like, reblog, and create posts, more coins are mined for their portfolio. Because it’s so easy to keep creating new Tumblcoins, no one will ever be in short supply. We’ve also opened up the world’s first store that accepts TBC. You can now buy the hottest items any member of the Tumblr community could possibly want, like old Horse Friends or the world-renowned missing E.”