I never know what to put here

Atlas Tenmei Kishibe, Pansexual, Non-binary, disapointmet

[fallout-lou-begas]

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[coughloop]

WE HAVE TO STOP WARS!!!

[aflo]

[coughloop]

THANK YOU !!!!!!!

[foodandfriends]

[coughloop]

NO!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purr-in-ink]

[vmae]

The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this

[georgekinstanza]

Me sneaking into the kitchen at 3:42 to eat leftover pasta

[vmae]

turn on sound and you’ll see what i mean

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[a-wizard-deactivated20230904]

sorry

[2012-04-18]

[meow-moment]

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

[lazygravez]

*clicks the citation*

[meow-moment]

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

[official-lucifers-child]

*clicks on the link*

[arsonistblue]

[toxiccaves]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor’s backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[megavileplume]

As a florist I also find this hilarious too because you pretty much always need to remove four or five guard petals from a rose before incorporating it into an arrangement. If I actually handed someone a “virgin rose” they would inevitably complain about the quality because the outer petals of a rose are almost always bruised, torn, or sometimes even rotted. Not to mention the roses you can buy are the product of almost a thousand years of selective breeding and therefore not very natural themselves. 

So like, be an untouched flower I guess but don’t show us all the natural blemishes that come with that? 

[weaver-z]

What I’m hearing is that fucking four or five times before marriage improves your appearance and clears your skin

[whitefangthefightingwolf]

and probably makes you more skilled at fucking

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[funnytwittertweets]

[pancakeke]

buddy this is like a standard service for a website to offer

[kaban-bang]

[gauntletqueen]

I was promted to do this and when I attempted to comply the mobile app crashed

[that1nkyone]

Watched the new Pokemon episode, and realtalk Ash holding Beedrill like a baby is exactly how I would treat bug Pokemon half the time. (Context is Ash caught a Kakuna from falling, and it evolved while he was holding it. He was understandably Alarmed, but it's cool, nobody got stung.)

[that1nkyone]

Series One: you even breathe funny near our hive and we Annihilate You.

Final Series: being baby is Fine actually I don't care anymore

[discount-supervillain]

[blushingcheekymonkey]

early 20th century crow pull toy

[ayellowbirds]

this absolutely looks like something that would start talking to you at either the worst or best possible time.

[skz-fanfic-recs]

Part 2 coming!