Royale with cheese

Ayy. My names Blake, and im a singing, acting, d&d playing fool.

[the-music-mage]

Wow...

I never thought that i would actually be looking at this site again. 

Fuck dude this is weird...

[sizvideos]

You can make fire with lemon and nails - Full video

[orlyofhousesnark]

[moniquill]

fun science

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Everybody eats.” 🔊

[osha-whaatt]

such a pure video

[tyleroakley]

i love this

[leptoceratops-deactivated201806]

[cidio]

Historical Presidential Election Events 2016

Donald Trump asks Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails, and promises that they will be rewarded. (Source 1)

Hillary Clinton’s emails are hacked, possibly by Russia. (Source 2)

United States Citizens have started a petition to have Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump charged with Treason. Because that is literally the definition of his actions, and that is how the law works and needs to be enforced. 

SIGN THIS PETITION

[oldworldshrub-deactivated201612]

ONLY SIGN IF YOU ARE A US CITIZEN.

[purple-comet-neo]

FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[sandandglass]

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

[miceontoast]

COME FOR HIM ELIZABETH!

[koi--strology]

the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

Source: [x]

[wholedonut]

THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THESE ARE REAL IM SO MAD

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

these are actually real that’s honestly just how bad the book is

[shioppang]

Truly inspiring.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

[goboiano]

Every single person during the Summer of 2016

[eraser-girll]

I’m crying

[ehnick-deactivated20160612]

if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

[cupofmadtoeat-deactivated202010]

! Dracudeer doodles  !

ZING!ZING!ZING!

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

ohno…oh no… Ohno… OHno…OHNO…FUCK

[creecoffee]

Oh no its cute.

[theterry]

Yellow Warbler | Blue Jay | Red Cardinal

[hemlark]

the first Pokemon Go team post that is not insulting to anybody

[dragondicks]

Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity comes in like that guy and is all like “oh my god is infallible and knows everything and immortal and everywhere at once and you can’t see it but its totally there and stronger than everything” shut the fuck up Christianity go take a writing class

[prismatic-bell]

did you just call the Christian god a Mary Sue

[giraffepoliceforce]

[cremsie]

Not every Lion has a mane and sometimes a lioness does 

[cadbanee]

@spectre-5 it’s us!

[into-theocean]

TRANS! LIONS! TRANS! LIONS!

[padnote-deactivated20210623]

OH GOD I WASN’T READY FOR WHAT CONTENT AWARE SCALING DOES TO MY CAT