A Band Geek

I play the BASSOON, not the oboe.

[moniquill]

[thesentdowngirl-deactivated2024]

[juney-blues]

Clearing up something that no person on this planet has given a shit about since approximately 2012:

G.U.N isn't mistaking Sonic for Shadow in Sonic Adventure 2, they're fucking framing him.

like it's a subtle bit of storytelling, it's not explicit stated as far as i remember. But it's there.

for some reason everyone just takes sonic's word for it when he says this, and then they get really confused because sonic and shadow barely look alike.

But if you think about it for like 5 seconds, sonic is the least qualified person in the story to make this assessment, he doesn't know shit about project S.H.A.D.O.W, he doesn't know who shadow is or anything like that.

the military knows literally of this though, they know EXACTLY what shadow is because they've been keeping him a secret, frozen in their basement for 50 fucking years.

Then suddenly he breaks out and does so many crimes it's insane, and if word got out about this top secret government project they killed an entire space colony full of people to get their hands on, they'd be fucked, they don't want that to happen, so they throw their hands up and go "uhh it's probably this blue fucker who runs fast and does ecoterrorism. it's that guy who did all those crimes and we need to arrest him and kill him probably, please for the love of god don't look up what happened on the ark"

basically sonic's wrong as shit and sometimes in stories characters say things that aren't true because they don't know better

if you'll allow me to be a weirdo who gives far more weight to the narrative element of these children's video games where funny cartoon animals jump around, sometimes you gotta read between the lines

[valtsv]

"you're so quiet" sorry i forgot i have free will

[valtsv]

"you talk too much" yeah i just remembered i have free will you know how it is

[crazy-brazilian]

[feminist-pussycat]

this is a more succinct political commentary than most of the cartoons today

[ruimtetijd]

this is right up there with

[3000s]

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

[3000s]

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

[ristay]

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[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[thoughtstherapy]

[love-and-thvnder]

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[thememedaddy]

[ang-c-art]

[anxietyproblem]

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[the-motan]

kitchen appliance backstreet boys: you are... my fryer

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

employer backstreet boys: you are... my hire

[otacringe]

ancient greek backstreet boys: you are… my lyre

[awesomesauce-bug-lesbianism-dea]

electrician backstreet boys: you are... my wire

[world-my-hearts-span]

Driving backstreet boys: you are… my tire

[wyrm-in-a-closet]

appliance backstreet boys: you are... my dryer

[syn4k]

[hits side of cd player so that it stops time traveling and gets to the next fucking line dammit]

[x-ca1iber]

wizard backstreet boys: the one… descryer

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[her0-se7en]

Concerned Ape knows what's up

[danispookypumpkin]

HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART

DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.

[godtrauma]

i want your ugly, i want your disease. i want your love and i want your revenge. i want your psycho, your vertigo schtick. literally at 23 gaga had her priorities straight