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A Mighty Need || Elijah & Faith
@thatslayer
"Not worried about me,“ and, that’s honesty. The gritty feel of an impending fight beneath her skin is always enough to light Faith up but it’s best, for both of them, to avoid that. She’s never been one to doubt her own physical prowess and, if this were all to go sideways, there’s no question in her mind that she’d come out on top. There’s no value in voicing that, though, so she pivots, "So, how long you been down here? Or, do you even know?”
There’s enough weighing on her mind that Faith barely notices the subtle light change in the old crypt, the sun rising over Mystic Falls. She’s been through, couple of times. Mostly Slayer business, though it’s weird that a town that’s clearly a Hellmouth has never had a Slayer of it’s very own.
Then, of course, there are personal reasons. Faith considers herself pretty hard-tack, as women go, but she’s found herself in stupid situation after stupid situation, all for the love of an equally stupid vampire who shall remain nameless. Soured, a long time ago, but that doesn’t make being in this freak show town any easier.
"Blood,“ she almost cuts him off with that answer. Like it could be anything else, "Friend of mine, vampire. Got a nasty wolf bite and I hear tell there’s a cure for that. Don’t worry, GQ, I’m not lookin’ to do real damage to your bro. Not so long as he can handle himself. He comes at me, I’ll put him down but, hey… long as he doesn’t go all fangs and veins at me? We’re five-by-five.”
he wasn’t sure if she was that confident or she was uneducated on who they were. He’d doubt the watchers would allow her to track them without warning her what awaited her. Especially if she was after nicklaus.
her question gave him pause, he glanced at the crypt judging the dust that had settled around it. “hm doesn’t appear to be long.” well at least it seemed to be in the right century. judging from her attire it was very close. A few weeks? a month maybe?
Turning towards her he was curious when she answered why. Blood. His brother’s blood. he was silent as it was explained but he understood the moment she said it.
“i’m not sure if you’re foolish or just that confident in your skills” maybe she’d get lucky, slayers were incredibly annoying. But if she did go after him with no plan. he doubt she’d make it out alive let alone what she needed.
‘knowing Nicklaus i doubt you’d get to him easily, considering who’s around him. if you’re so insistent on going after him, might I suggest something easier.” he said clearly noting on the time of day that was coming up.
“i owe you for getting me out.” he said. “allow me to offer my assistance in your little quest. You’ll have far better luck and...I have unfinished business with him.”
Elijah rolling up his sleeves (requested by anon)
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( * MISERY PROMPTS !
—— stephen king.
❛ art consists of the persistence of memory. ❜
❛ i am your number one fan. ❜
❛ there may be fairies, there may be elves, but god helps those who help themselves. ❜
❛ i am in trouble here. ❜
❛ this woman is not right. ❜
❛ a brave man could think. a coward couldn’t. ❜
❛ as always, the marvelous joyful nervy feeling of journey begun. ❜
❛ in a book, all would have gone according to plan. ❜
❛ i gotta know she will live. ❜
❛ don’t stop til you get enough. ❜
❛ cruelty, after all, was understandable. with insanity, however, there was no arguing. ❜
❛ the pain was like the end of the world. ❜
❛ there comes a point when the very discussion of pain becomes redundant. ❜
❛ no one knows there is pain the size of this in the world. no one. ❜
❛ it is like being possessed by demons. ❜
❛ and then woe is you. woe to the max. ❜
❛ writing does not cause misery, it is born of misery. ❜
❛ when you lived in the funhouse, the laff riot just never stopped. ❜
❛ such an ego simply forbade certain lines of thought.. ❜
❛ only a silly person would try to start a good work with a bad tool. ❜
❛ in the dark, rationality seemed stupid and logic a dream. ❜
❛ i thought you were good, but you are not good. ❜
❛ how its heart beats! how it struggles to get away! ❜
❛ we think we know so much, but we really don’t know any more than a rat in a trap. ❜
A Mighty Need || Elijah & Faith
@thatslayer
Faith’s still managing level, steady breaths. She knows better than to let her temper find it’s way into her pulse, her lungs. Even the most right-headed vampire’s not going to just let you walk away when they’re hungry, not if your heart’s pounding in your chest. It’s just bad manners.
She cracks a kink in her neck, pissed and nervous, like she’s relieving stress from a job that’s half done. Half done, with no time to lose, “Yeah, yeah. I’m the Slayer. No offense, yo, but I’m not the only one with shit intel, here, if you don’t know your Slayers on sight.”
There might be a little ego, in there. It’s been a damn long time since Faith’s come face to face with a vampire who had to ask who she was. It’s a Slayer thing, that level of self-absorption. Faith has it. Buffy definitely has it. They might have a hierarchy within their ranks, but anyone not Chosen is chop liver. Okay, so maybe a lot of ego.
And, this is the problem with this, particular, hunteress. She’s got no poker face. No hiding her frustration, or the fact that the not-to-be-trusted Original vampire she’s gone and freed is no longer as interesting as whatever she’s going to do, next.
Faith rakes her hair out of her face with her fingers and slowly walks the length of a space that suddenly feels claustrophobic, it’s so small. Trying to work backward through her last ten life choices, to a point where this mission was still salvageable, but something he says catches her attention, “Slay him? Right, don’t need to. Least, not so long as he plays nice. I mean, if he gets in my way? Gonna do what I have to do. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.”
He could hear her take deep breathes, obviously trying to not make her heart more pronounced than it already was. he couldn’t help but swallow but did nothing to close the distance. “i’m not going to lung at you if that’s what you’re worried about.” he assured her. As hungry as he was he knew how to control it. He wouldn’t
no that wasn’t right. he had believed the current slayer to be blonde. But it seemed things had changed. it didn’t matter to him, the watchers learned to keep their distance long ago but if she sought him...them out.
Well she didn’t seem to want to kill at the very least. it wouldn't’ have been smart to attack him when he was this hungry.
“A slayer that doesn’t want to slay her target. interesting.” he swallowed before he straightened. his suit. “well. if you don’t wish to kill him what do you want from him.’ he asked curiously his head tilting slightly to the side. he’d knew he’d feed soon as he understood why she was here. Until then he could hold it in.
Shit I've Heard In Class (Part Three):
"No one's hunting you."
"She's really smart, she just does it out of hate."
"All I'm thinking about is broccoli, cauliflower, and sex."
"Please try to like not do that."
"I'd like to retire and start doing walking pub tours instead."
"If that's your best parenting then put your kids up for adoption."
"I didn't lie, I told the truth as I knew it, but now I know the truth differently."
"What were you thinking promising to return my book to me tomorrow?"
"I'm gonna put this ladder on the trampoline."
"That's hurtful to my feelings and therefore I judge it as immoral."
"Are you saying I'm not a hipster?"
"Can I have a sign that that was a sign?"
"I hope I never have to live without you."
"Uh-oh, I think I might be killing someone today."
"Is bug spray okay?"
"Put that in your sovereignty and smoke it."
"You can just say 'yeah thanks—no'."
"Can you predict my behavior?"
"I'll deal with this person later, I know where she lives."
"IF the dead have feelings."
"You're still lazy and you're still stupid—no offense."
"We're all immoral when we tell our children Santa is real."
"It's almost not tomorrow anymore."
"Dogs don't lie to you, they have an innocence about them."
"Today may be your last day to have sex, eat a doughnut, drive fast..."
"The love and cherish things are a little iffy."
"Don't need condom."
"You will not leave."
"Jackasses are still people?"
"I swear to you I'm awake today."
"Can you promise to love someone?"
"You know what smarter creatures are doing right now? Stealing my car."
"Maybe we messed up our feelings."
the i don’t nearly have enough threads
s t a r t e r c a l l !
What kind of relationship does your muse want with mine?
❤️ romantic 💛 platonic 💙 family 💜 mentor/mentee 💞 friends with benefits 💕 unrequited love [specify who] 💚 rivals 🖤 enemies
Imagine Dragons Sentence Starters
“I’m sorry for everything.” “Am I out of touch?” “I’m going to mess this up.” “This is just my luck…” “From the second that I was born it seems I had a loaded gun…” “In the meantime we let it go.” “Who can you trust?” “Show me a sign…” “Take me away,” “But I wanted the pain to disappear.” “I’m so sorry.” “Life isn’t always what you think it’d be.” “I know that I did you wrong,” “But will you trust me when I say that I’ll make it up to you somehow?” “I know I let you down, didn’t I?” “I gave you hell through all the years.” “I bet my life on you.” “Please forgive me for all I’ve done…” “Don’t tell me to be strong.” “Oh everything’s a mess…” “Leave me to dream.” “Oh quiet down, I’ve had enough!” “I guess it’s now or never.” “Maybe you could save my soul.” “If only for a second, let me have you.” “Tell me all your secrets, let me know you.” “Things will change with time.” “It’s not a picture perfect life.” “Maybe I’m broken…” “When everything comes crashing down, you’re all I know.” “It all begins with a look in the eyes.” “I wish I had a lifetime to capture every moment of you…” “I’m a sensitive mess.” “You’re a beautiful girl.” “Let all whispers die.” “Always be careful.” “Just wanna live my life…” “What you see is what you get.” “Stop trying to be somebody else…” “Welcome to the new age…”
Life is Strange Sentence Starters, Part 1
“Go fuck your selfie.”
“You are not crazy. You are not dreaming. It’s time to be an everyday hero.”
“I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!”
“Are you cereal?”
“When a door closes, a window opens… Or something like that.”
“*insert name here* is such a weirdo. But I kinda like that about him.”
“With great power comes great bullshit.”
“I’m so glad you’re my partner in crime.”
“Welcome to the real world…”
“The last time I got the flu shot, I got the flu. Fuck you.”
"Just relax. Stop torturing yourself. You have ‘a gift’.”
“Fuck it.”
“I think both of us could use a hug.”
“Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.”
“Release the kra-can!”
“Eat shit and die.”
“You don’t know who the fuck I am or who you’re messing around with!”
“Blah, Blah, Blah…. God, I hate your voice now.”
“Everybody cares until they don’t.”
“Look at the trail of death you left behind!”
“This is my storm… I caused this… I caused all of this.”
“Home-shit-home.”
“What kind of world does this? Who does this?”
“I changed fate and destiny so much that… I actually did alter the course of everything. And all I really created was just death and destruction!”
“Fuck that! No way!”
"Get that gun away from me, psycho!”
“ You are my number one priority now. You are all that matters to me.“
"Don’t EVER tell me what to do. I’m so SICK of people trying to control me!"
“Don’t look so sad… I’m never leaving you.”
"This is bullshit. Fuck you, door!”
“That is a tasty plasma. Maybe I could sneak in and watch ‘Final Fantasy: Spirits Within’. I don’t care what anybody says, that’s one of the best sci-fi films ever made.”
“Fishermen don’t die, we just smell that way”
“Jesus, I shot myself! I shot myself!”
"Listen, whatever happens, I want you to be strong. Even if you feel like I wasn’t there for you… Because I will never abandon you, *insert name here*. I’ll always have your back. Always.”
◆ —— LILO & STITCH QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.
’ Why are you all wet? ‘
’ Aloha! ’
’ You’re vile. You’re foul. You’re flawed. ‘
’ Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. ’
’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’
’ I remember everyone that leaves. ’
’ You! You’re the cause of all this. ’
’ This is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good. ’
’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’
’ No more caffeine for you. ’
’ Did you lose your job because of me? ‘
’ The managers a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’
’ Trust me, this isn’t gonna end well. ’
’ I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face. ’
’ GIve us a sign you understand any of this. ’
’ Show us that there is something inside you that is good. ’
’ I didn’t teach him that. ’
’ Come on, what’s the big deal? ’
’ Leave my mother out of this. ’
’ You are such a pain. ’
’ Then why don’t you sell me and buy me a rabbit instead? ’
’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’
’ I’m lost. ’
’ Don’t interact with her. ’
’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’
’ Why do you act so weird? ’
’ You look familiar. ’
’ We’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’
’ I shouldn’t have yelled at you. ’
’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’
’ We need something that can defend itself. Something that won’t die. ’
’ I hear you cry at night. ’
’ Do you dream about them? ’
’ You came back. ’
’ Nobody gets left behind. ’
’ I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. ‘
’ His destructive programming is taking effect. ’
’ Did you ever kill anyone? ’
’ Are you.. happy? ’
’ I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have, indeed, gone wrong. ’
’ Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. ’
‘ If you want, you could be a part of our family. ’
’ We’d raise you to be good. ’
’ She likes your butt and fancy hair. ’
’ I read her diary. ’
’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’
’ He was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. ’
’ I never gave him a greater purpose. ’
’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’
’ If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. ’
’ Stupid head. ’
’ Did you catch fire again? ’
’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’
’ Don’t leave me, okay? ’
’ Do you want to be taken away? ’
’ You’re just jealous ‘cause I’m pretty! ’
’ My friends need to be punished. ’
’ Heard you lost your job. ’
’ Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. ‘
‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’
’ He’s very persuasive. '
’ I know you had something to do with this. ’
’ Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today. ’
’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’
’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’
’ I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous! ’
’ Don’t worry. I won’t hit her. ’
’ This is low even for you! ’
’ You are all mine. ’
’ You know I have no choice. ’
‘ Please don’t do this. ’
’ You’re making this harder than it needs to be. ’
’ She needs me. ’
’ Leave me alone to die. ’
’ What is that monstrosity? ’
’ Does this look infected to you? ’
’ You’d better not have rabies. ’
’ Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. ’
’ Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. ’
’ That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw! ’
’ It has no place among us. ’
The art of the deal || Elijah & Faith
@thatslayer
If Faith’s entertained, she doesn’t look it. Mulling over his expression, trying to see past it. She can’t tell if he’s being a sarcastic twat, or if this is just his resting bitchface.
Faith’s distracted, though. Still thumbing circles into her shot glass, like it helps her concentrate. It doesn’t. Just become a bit of an annoying habit. She sucks in her cheeks, purses her lips and slowly sits upright. She’d ask him what was so damn funny, if she didn’t have a strict timeline to work with.
If he knew what she was, something tells her he wouldn’t look so damn pleased with himself. Still, it’s getting her what she wants, so there’s nothing to do but take the bait. She’s gonna regret this. For sure.
“Need your word on this. No little pervy smirk’s gonna work, here, Rockefeller. I need a guarantee from you that your creepy little friends aren’t gonna get in the line of fire, neither. No blood spilled that don’t need to be spilled. Tell me you can handle that. I’ll even sweeten the pot – I get the blood, I get the fuck outta here. We make damn sure we don’t cross paths again.”
—- She should’ve un-daggered the blonde.
“Elijah”
he corrected her. Though he knew she used that term for him purposefully. Still it was only polite to introduce oneself, especially if they were planning on working together. “i’d prefer you use my name if we’re to work together.” he said setting his cup down.
“I think you may be confused. None of them were from me so I have little care for them. However the likelihood any of them to interfere who were not sired by Nicklaus is....low” unless they had a death wish. whenever there was a family dispute, smart creatures would lay low until everything was settled. And Elijah did have quite a score to settle with his dear brother, taking out a few of his precious new creatures would be a good start.
So if some where killed it wasn’t as if Nicklaus couldn’t create more.
“You have my word. I’ll help you get the blood from Nicklaus. With as little bloodshed as possible.” which wasn’t much to hope for. Unless he got clever. it would’t matter. If there was one thing Elijah was good at , it was keeping his promises.
Elijah and Gia’s last kiss in 2x21 “Fire With Fire”
Fight/Argument Sentence Starters
"Make me"
"Don't tempt me"
"I hate you"
"You are infuriating"
"Just shut up already"
"That doesn't even make sense"
"Bite me"
"Eat me"
"Kiss my ass"
"Just admit i'm right"
"Just admit you're wrong"
"You are being ridiculous"
"That's irrational"
"Listen to me"
"That's not what I meant and you know it"
"Don't yell at me"
"That's it. End of discussion"
"I don't believe you"
"Don't look at me like that"
"What's with that look?"
"Go away"
"Don't talk to me"
"Do you ever shut up?"
"You're such a loud mouth"
"You shouldn't have said that"
"Fuck you"
"Step on a lego"
"Get bent"
"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"
"It isn't up for debate"
"Don't question my orders"
"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"
"That is the worst idea i've ever heard"
"Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"
"That's mine"
"Give it back"
"Don't touch my stuff"
"That's not yours"
"Just leave already"
"The door is over there"
"I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"
"I have my orders"
"You have your orders"
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