Me and my table neighbour in my college class like to casually threaten to eat each other's spines/hair or harvest children's teeth. We had a whole conversation about what we would do with our kids teeth if we ever had kids. I said decoration, they said they'd eat it And then went on a whole speel about how you can in fact actually eat teeth.
For further context: the person furthest away from us on the row is a emo lesbian who regularly simps over my mum, next to her is a girl who dies her hair ginger and came in to college on the first day wearing a power suit, next to her is the aphormentioned friend who is a transgender homosexual twink that once asked if he could cut off A bit of each of our hair to hot glue onto a paper doll (he did do this it's the profile picture for our group chat) and then there's me: an autistic ray of overdressed sunshine who has been caught saying fuck words in class so many times that our teacher doesn't even register it anymore.
Oh yeah and we sit at the back. (Theirs a "TA" Right in front of us)
@red-robins719 (this guy was the one I accidentally called a hoe in class because of you btw.)
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I really like over sharing...