[egg-tampon]

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

[mycatstail]

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

[randomslasher]

I literally had the sensation of being slammed back in time just now

[orinocoflowbyenya-deactivated20]

i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

[liberalsarecool]

Trump fascism is on the ballot. #VoteBlue

[bloodytales]

[skinny-bitch-x]

Does hating yourself with a burning passion burn calories?

[anorexianervosagirl]

wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety

[vanish]

(x)

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[the-paper-towns]

this post is making me v emotional about missing my cat, a trip to a cat cafe ASAP is a MUST

[glorioustiel]

honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes

[faythinthemusic]

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

[savordance-lifesupport]

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

[apoeticmindset]

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

[ghoulvalentines-archive]

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

[osheamobile]

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

[lonely-lovely-skin-n-bones]

If I could lose weight as fast as people lose interest in me I would be so fucking skinny.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[taahko]

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

[taahko]

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

[daniel-oneiroi]

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

[ohstopitlouis]

Listening to One Direction is always tricky because the result is either instant party mood or bitter nostalgia

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen