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@the-perplexed-spoon

I am a perplexed spoon, what more could you have wanted from me? Chat with me if you want. Either way I must keep continuing on my duties as confused silverware in the kitchen draw that I know as Tumblr: reblogging and crying and screaming at the sun. If you want search thru the very few tags I have. My dumb night blogging and thoughts are #spoon rambles. My art is either #spoony art or #my art. Ray | 22 | M/Spoon | Gay and Taken

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clouffymoved

crash bandicoot is a twink

clouffymoved

DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?

just-shower-thoughts

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

the-daily-echo-deactivated20170

DUDE

diishii

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A

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cheekbonered

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

guessed-starred-deactivated2025

ants-are-fascinating

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

periegesisvoid-deactivated

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

kuroba101

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

glitterandgrunge

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

lazorsandparadox

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

silent-wordsmith

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

mister-christmas

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

eric-coldfire

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

ottermatopoeia

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

weirdpostarchive-deactivated201

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

weirdpostarchive-deactivated201

curioscurio

Ok I’m gonna try and sculpt Donald Duck without looking at it and bake and paint the result

curioscurio

I’ve decided I’m also going to bake and paint it without looking at him

curioscurio

Here is what I think he will look like based on how he felt in my hands

curioscurio

God giving me the free will to create was a mistake

hancljob-deactivated20170315

you make my heart race like an accidental reblog

zechv

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie