Sorry Mom

Bi guy who has posted one successful meme and then a bunch of garbage selfies. Pics of me are under #my face. Brandon, Texas, Eclectic Witch, Writer. Youtube: numanuma282

[tripleamericano]

I have to be up so early for work- it’s personally fucked up and nobody but me has ever been through this before

[elierlick]

No way

[musclefoot]

[depsidase]

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[musclefoot]

[sophsun1]

Charmed – 5.03: Happily Ever After

[islamprotestan-blog]

only 5 seconds

[zanyflowerpizzatrash]

i wasn't ready for that..lol

[suffer-no-humiliation]

Immediately recognized that look

[gazehaven]

[gazehaven]

[devonhughes]

[redwineauntie]

Heinrich Lossow, The Sin, 1880

[schistcity]

in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

[reedrichardspecs]

Kevin McDonald I

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[not-very-kawaii-of-you]

[gazehaven]

[strollgeant]

we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?