The Planet Mercury

the planet mercury mission patch of the week @mission-patch-otw

[grumfy]

i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

[grumfy]

everyone who says that anakin’s fall in that movie was too sudden has never been so angry at an Elon dickrider trying to cut in front of you at a traffic standstill while a droning, pleasant British voice tells you that murder is okay and necessary. I’m sorry guys but I would have folded too

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[proudtoehaver]

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

[fuocogo]

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

[somefreakshow]

[featherless-bird0]

They’re just playing Super smashing fighters

[onehundred43]

no idea how to format this on here but thought i may aswell post it lol

[goomyloid]

between two

[nicheretrohorrorgame]

tiktok comments are funny sometimes

[razberrypuck]

that one office worker meme idk

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[57papercranes]

TUMBLR WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY GOAT

[spitvalve]

i'm a simple guy. i see suselle i hit like i see kralsei i hit like i see krusie i hit like i see kriselle i hit like i see ralsusie i hit like i see kruselle i hit like kerdly i hit like i see dessriel i hit like i see berdsei i hit like i see spamtenna i hit like i see mettenna i hit like i see spamvil i hit like i see seavil i hit like. i know nothing of ship discourse only frolicking in the daisies

[prokopetz]

A problem with a lot of folks' speculation about how Deltarune is going to end is that they're treating all meta brainfuck indie games as basically interchangeable and anticipating some sort of Void Stranger level ass-pull even though literally nothing about the game's narrative structure to date points in that direction.

[prokopetz]

Like, I'm not saying there's not gonna be a swerve, but there are levels of fuckery. "Rudy is the Roaring Knight" okay, sure, let's go with that. "Town is a simulation running on a computer in Undertale!Alphys' basement" you have played too much Animal Well.

[sapphling]

it's not the biggest issue but why does everyone insist on acting like they've never seen a birthmark ever in their whole life and they're going to fucking explode if you don't explain why your body looks like that to them immediately

[sapphling]

you are going to meet a lot of different people with different looking bodies than yours and the reasons will range from things like birthmarks to disabilities to potentially deeply traumatic incidents. in general a good rule of thumb is that if you aren't familiar enough with that person for them to have volunteered any info then it really isn't something that you need to know, let alone loudly point out to them and others. other people's bodies are not a mystery for you to solve 👍

[txttletale]

i know i repeat this ad nauseam a lot but i really really really hate "right-wingers/conservatives can't make good art" as a talking point. at best it's indicative of a type of combined US-centrism and presentism where people can't imagine 'conservative' as anything other than modern day MAGA, at worst its a sign of wilful refusal to engage with the history of literally any artform whatsoever

[bvrnoutprincess]

forged in fire posting once again

i love how when testing a blade in a strength test, J. Neilson has the calmest reactions. like a blade could snap in half and almost hit him and he’ll walk over to the bladesmith and go “…well [name]…we have a problem here…”

[cintailed]

“It will eepy cozy” - Snug Marcaida