Incorrect Tokyo Revengers quotes

She/her

[the-pop-has-corned]

*Tokyo Revengers Spoilers for Valhalla Arc*

Kazutora: I just ended a four year relationship.

Takemichi: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Kazutora: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Chifuyu crying while holding Baji's dead body*

[papayafromtv]

people don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that bruce can sub in his kids as batman when he's too busy. like can you imagine it from the league's perspective? imagine you have this really mysterious, geniusly scary guy that you know next to nothing about, never cracks a smile and yet always comes out on top, and one day he shows up to a league meeting and there's just something... off. about him.

you can't pin it down because he's literally acting exactly the same as usual and there's no reason to think there's anything wrong, but maybe he shifted in his seat one to many times, or he looked just a tad bit too bored during green lantern's case review, but something's just... odd. so you quietly ask superman after the meeting if anything's up with the bat bcs you know those two are closer and also clark can hear heartbeats so if something's wrong surely he'll pick it up? and without hesitation he leans over to you and mumbles 'yeah batman was busy, that's his 17 yr old son. he's a crime lord and kills people sometimes though so we're not allowed to let him into the weapons department.' and then walks away like it's normal.

like the whiplash the league must go through every time they realise that no, this is not their fearless dark and brooding leader, this is in fact one of his dipshit kids being forced to sub in bcs the real batman broke an ankle, is incredible.

wonder woman: so that's my proposed plan, what are your thoughts batman?

batman: hn. i think that- *voice raising two octaves* oh shit hold on my phones buzzing

the league:

batman, answering the phone and immediately dropping the Bat Posture™: what do you mean- aw come on little wing that's not fair! but- no, NO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ALFRED I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU- IM SORRY OK I'LL BUY YOU MORE- *catches sight of the league watching him, baffled* *stiffens* ok listen i promise to replace them but i gotta go, please show me mercy iloveyoubye *hangs up*

the league:

batman:

batman: *coughs awkwardly*

superman: *sighs*

batman, to superman: ...red hood found out i ate his chocolate pretzels-

superman, shaking his head: just... just stop.

the flash: so this isn't batman either, is it?

wonder woman: if this one's also a criminal im losing my mind.

superman, tiredly: no no, this one isn't a criminal. this one's actually a cop.

batman: *sinks down in his seat* b's gonna kill me

green lantern, mystified: where does he keep GETTING you all from!?

'batman' dick, who made a pact with jason to Always Fuck With Bruce Whenever The Opportunity Arises: batman is a whore.

they think they've finally sussed out all 2 of batman's kids and then one day during a meeting 'batman' ends up on a 30 minute rant about different hacking methods this tech villain could be using that results in him half way through a sentence breaking off to say '-oh uncle clark could you pass me that pen- thanks, anyway so-' and then five minutes after that when the league have all been exchanging incredulous looks he finally freezes and is like. SHIT.

wonder woman: you're different from the other two, aren't you?

batman: maybe i am maybe i'm not, you can't prove it.

wonder woman:

green lantern: so like, are you new or have you just managed to avoid sub duty up until now?

superman, coughing: actually, this is this ones ninth occasion of replacing batman. you've just never realised before.

the league:

batman: yeah actually the other two are kinda mad i lasted longer than them...

the flash: how the fuck does he keep getting kids with the exact same build as him!??!?

'batman' tim, spent 20 minutes padding the suit out so he would look the part, still mad that bruce keeps palming WE work off on him: oh he forces us to take steroids for it.

the league, concerned:

superman, pinching the bridge of his nose: now come on red robin-

batman, fully tearing up and looking distraught: PLEASE uncle clark, it HURTS, you can't keep COVERING FOR HIM!

superman, frantically to the league: this one lies.

bonus

the league, squinting at batman:

the league: ...

superman: *head in his hands, too disappointed to do anything*

the league: *silently exchanging looks, wondering if anybody's brave enough to say anything*

duke as batman, fully aware this is fucking stupid but jason and tim fell on the floor laughing when dick came up with the idea and frankly, he wanted to see if anybody would have to guts to call him out: so, are we all ready to start the meeting?

[lenacraft]

The MVP of all of this is Superman who’s just having to explain Bruce’s fuck ass kids.

Shoutout to “Batman is a whore.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[foolnamedjoey]

IF BATMAN CAPED CRUSADER DOES NOT BECOME A SINGLE FATHER SITCOM AFTER ADOPTING ALL OF THEM AT ONCE I WILL STRIKE GOD DOWN

[unhubris]

Gorgeous gorgeous girls revert back to their favourite childhood media in times of trouble

[orisnitsa]

No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

[the-pop-has-corned]

SPOILERS FOR WEDNESDAY

So after the ending we saw that someone has been stalking Wednesday. There's a popular theory that Ajax is the stalker, as there have been two scenes where Enid's claws get out when around him, possibly signaling that he's dangerous.

Here am i to add a slightly perspective to this theory.

What if it is Ajax, but not the original one?

We saw that he got stoned when he accidentally looked in the mirror, so what if someone else took his appearance after that?

I'm probably reaching tho

Unrelated but I love how Ajax's last name is Petropolus, in Greek it means "child of the stone"

[natti-ice-deactivated20221207]

Fuck😭

[the-pop-has-corned]

Add Adam Levine to that and it's the holy trinity of infidelity

[tired-biscuit]

NARUTO HEADCANONS [MODERN AU]

- Naruto was the highlighter kid.

- Kiba has been a biter ever since he was little, and still remains one to this day.

- Shikamaru often wears his t-shirts backwards, because he just can't bother to check if they're on the right way. It drives Ino mad.

- Shino texts pictures of random bugs he stumbles upon to Hinata and Kiba, along with screenshots of their respectful Wikipedia descriptions. Both have a separate photo album saved in their phone gallery for that exact reason.

- Ino taught Sakura how to properly apply her make-up, but always made it evidently clear that she didn't need it.

- Team 8 has sleepovers. The boys are super polite towards Hinata, and always let her take the bed.

- Sasuke tried wearing eyeliner once, but his eyes kept stinging at the product. Everyone thought he was high when he went red-eyed to school the next morning. He pretended to be zooted the entire day, instead of admitting that he put on eyeliner.

- Hinata is the mom friend. Ino, Sakura and TenTen always get shitfaced, so she has to make sure they get home safely.

- Naruto visibly cringes at the sight of vegetables.

- Surprisingly, Chōji was the first one who got his driver's license out of the group. Visiting fast food drive-ins and hanging out in the parking lot with his friends late at night was his main motivation for it.

- Kiba and Naruto both try to hog the aux, despite having the same music taste. They scream the lyrics like crackheads, too.

- Lee listens to classical music on train rides. TenTen found out by yanking one headphone from his ear once, and now gives him shit for it. Calls him Mozart, too, even though he was listening to Beethoven at the time.

- Kiba always saves a seat for Hinata on the bus, and fights with anyone who tries to take it before the driver can reach the stop she gets on.

- Naruto insists on keeping Sakura on the inner-side of the sidewalk whenever they go somewhere on foot together.

- Kakashi watches toy unboxing videos on Youtube if he wakes up from a nightmare in the middle of the night.

- Iruka has a secret talent of calming down any child's tantrum just by the way how soft-spoken he is.

- Guy loves Spider-man. He forced Kakashi to take dozens of photos of him in his costume on Halloween. The mask was cheap as fuck and low-key disturbing. Kakashi documented everything on his Instagram story - especially the part where Guy attempted to climb a street lamp and completely, utterly failed.

- No matter where or when, if Naruto runs at full-speed into Kiba, the brunet will drop anything he's holding in his hands just to catch him, despite not wanting to. He's cracked about four mugs and two plates by now.

- Naruto never paid for said mugs and plates.

- Sasuke makes Spotify playlists for his friends and fills them with songs he considers would fit their personalities, but never tells them that he does.

- Itachi loves the smell of rain.

- Suigetsu is actually very fond of Karin. He only quarrels with her because he cares.

- Obito thinks that drawing dicks on people's faces when they're asleep is the funniest shit ever.

- Everyone hates Asuma's smoker's cough. He goes at it even harder just to spite them.

- Konohamaru takes Naruto's phone under the pretense of playing games, but secretly just takes 200+ pictures of his face.

- When it comes to Ino, a peace sign is a must on selfies.

- Sai knows everyone's birthdays because he kept checking their social media profiles until he memorized them all.

- Shikamaru loves summer because he can spend the entire night lying in the tall grass and never gets cold.

- Sakura snorts when she laughs really hard. Naruto thinks it's the cutest thing ever, even though she hates it.

- Gaara always counts his money at least three times whilst waiting in line to pay at the grocery store.

- Kankuro has double-jointed fingers. Stretching his thumb backwards until it looks gross is his favourite party trick.

- Obito is the friend that makes fun of people if they drink past their limit and turn sloppy, but still remains by their side the entire night to watch over them.

- Kiba always ruins his sneakers really quickly because he keeps jamming his feet inside them by force. He's simply too lazy to put them on properly with the help of his hands.

- Shikamaru hates vaping, but secretly thinks he looks really cool whilst doing it.

- Naruto is the most perverted of the group, but Kiba has the highest sex drive.

- Temari fought with anyone who bullied Gaara when they were kids.

- Sai practices his smiles in the mirror.

- Kiba's knee shakes under the desk during every exam.

- Neji and Hinata exchange reviews on hair products.

- Ino loves wearing socks with quirky designs on them.

- Sai painted Ino's white Air Force 1 shoes with her favourite flowers.

- Kurenai and Asuma can communicate just by one look alone.

- Kiba's voice always gets really soft and high-pitched whenever he coos at Akamaru. Naruto and Lee love making fun of him for it and mock him constantly.

- Naruto, Lee and Kiba share custody of a single brain cell.

- Shino has blackmail-worthy material on everyone, just because nobody notices he's around for most of the gossip.

- TenTen hates having her nails done. The only exception was prom, and even then she nearly lost her mind trying to properly function with them.

- Sai sleeps on his back, and looks dead while doing it.

- Naruto always bites off the head of a gummy bear first, before eating the rest.

- Neither Kiba nor Naruto knew how to shave properly because neither had dads around to show them. Shikamaru was the one that taught them how.

- Obito always shares the cookies his grandmother makes with Kakashi and Rin.

- Whenever Ino feels sad, both Shikamaru and Chōji let her braid their hair.

- Sasuke doesn't use an app if it doesn't have an option for dark mode.

- If Naruto lets out a scream, Kiba can be heard mirroring it across the room.

- Neji writes poetry, but the only person he allows to see it is TenTen.

- Lee does happy little dances when he's super excited.

- Sai's hands are always cold.

- Sakura is really good at math, but bad at teaching it to idiots like Naruto.

- Hinata loves to crochet.

- Ino runs a really big Instagram account for Andrew Garfield. Guy follows it, and likes all the posts.

- Kakashi often times doesn't know what to do with his hands when talking to people, so he prefers stuffing them into the pockets of his pants.

- Sakura pretends to be Ino's fake girlfriend at parties in order to chase away the men trying to hook up with her.

- Gaara enjoys playing Stardew Valley.

[the-pop-has-corned]

Draken: Okay, guys, we have everything we need for Mikey's surprise party. Have you decided on your gifts?

Kazutora: I was thinking I should-

Literally all of Toman: No!

Kazutora: What do you mean 'No'? I haven't even said anything yet!

Mitsuya: Last time your idea for a gift didn't end really well.

Draken: Whatever you're thinking of getting him, just forget about it.

Kazutora: Then what should I get him?

Baji: That sounds like a you problem.

In the end Kazutora wrapped Takemichi in gift wrapping paper and put a bow on him. That was Mikey's favorite present.

[the-pop-has-corned]

This is one of my favorite posts of mine.

I made it a year ago

So happy birthday to both Mikey and me

[loloisafangirl]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY JACKSON YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

[renanora]

NANAMIN??!?

[the-pop-has-corned]

Gojo rn:

[the-pop-has-corned]

In the middle of the battle

Koko: Let's fall into hell together

Inui: What do you mean "hell"?

Koko: I thought we both agreed we are bad people? And bad people go to hell, no?

Inui: Speak for yourself! What have I done?

Koko: You're my friend! If not because of your actions, you're going to hell by association!

Inui: I'm a good person! I volunteer and stuff. This also raises the question if life after death exists and to be honest I'm not really religious-

Koko: Are you serious right now?

Koko: You want to abandon me so I can go to hell alone? What kind of friend are you?!

Inui: Hey, don't forget that you're the one who abandoned me for years!

Koko: I was trying to find myself!

Inui: Now you'll find yourself in hell!

[sloane-kdramas]

"I'll be your Hug Chair"

Ladies and gentlemen, romance has peaked

[the-pop-has-corned]

Hi! So, I've made this playlist with songs I believe capture the Studio Ghibli aesthetic. I'd like to know what y'all's opinion is! Also, recommend any other song you think suits those vibes!

[the-pop-has-corned]

Why do all rich people commit tax fraud??

You have the money

so why can't you fucking PAY YOUR GODDAMN TAXES

[the-pop-has-corned]

In the middle of the battle

Koko: Let's fall into hell together

Inui: What do you mean "hell"?

Koko: I thought we both agreed we are bad people? And bad people go to hell, no?

Inui: Speak for yourself! What have I done?

Koko: You're my friend! If not because of your actions, you're going to hell by association!

Inui: I'm a good person! I volunteer and stuff. This also raises the question if life after death exists and to be honest I'm not really religious-

Koko: Are you serious right now?

Koko: You want to abandon me so I can go to hell alone? What kind of friend are you?!

Inui: Hey, don't forget that you're the one who abandoned me for years!

Koko: I was trying to find myself!

Inui: Now you'll find yourself in hell!