The Prettiest Octopus

Hello! She/her, American. This blog has, by and large, no theme whatsoever.

[sabrebash]

An Auspicious Encounter (Based on True Events)

[moringmark]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[woman-respecter]

theres so much misinfo about seattle’s pride match omg shut up

[woman-respecter]

seattle’s world cup hosting comittee (seperate from fifa itself) decided to designate seattle’s june 26 game the pride match bc it’s pride weekend in seattle. after this decision was already made, egypt and iran happened to draw this match. officials from these countries got super worked up about this because they are both very homophobic societies. no players or anyone on the field will be forced to acknowledge that this is a pride match, it’s just a thing that seattle is doing. iran and egypt officials are trying to get fifa to ban pride flags at the stadium but fortunately fifa has so far refused.

some misconceptions i’ve seen is that this was “pinkwashing” (which is crazy, countries that actually hate gay people that bad would never “pinkwash”) or an intentional troll aimed at the countries involved. neither of these are true bc like i said, the pride match was CHOSEN BEFOREHAND.

anyone who has a problem with seattle sticking to their guns on this needs to remember that at the qatar world cup, lgbt fans had to hide their identities to respect the “local traditions” there, so it’s only fair that others respect our acceptance of homosexuality. we could go further in pushing our local culture, they’re lucky we aren’t making them listen to grunge music or put cream cheese on hot dogs.

[woman-respecter]

many are concerned about the CREAM CHEESE on a HOT DOG!

it’s just one topping on the SEATTLE DOG!

the cream cheese typically goes on the BUN and in my opinion should be used in moderation!

a seattle dog also has CARMELIZED ONIONS and (usually) JALAPEÑOS please don’t just throw cream cheese on your hot dog!

they are traditionally consumed while SHITFACED or EXPERIENCING SEATTLE SPORTS (derogatory)!

seattle has much more noble claims to culinary fame, such as introducing teriyaki to the mainland united states and creating the dutch baby pancake. i just thought seattle dogs would be funnier to mention.

please be RESPECTFUL of our batshit local cuisine as we are of yours!

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[sitting-on-me-bum]

A red fox snacking on a plum.

FREDERIC DESMETTE / BIOSPHOTO / MINDEN PICTURES

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[rosewind2007]

We are fucked

[pangur-and-grim]

she's always staring at him

[typhus-andronicus]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[plz-degrade-me]

Huh both Evan Kelmp and Riz Gukgak believe the only way to show their love for people is by being useful for them. Huh they're both played by people who normally DM games. Huh weird coincidence

[unknownbearing]

[omtai]

Fuckkk🤣

[ampervadasz]

[teaboot]

MY GOD

[absolutewifey]