anything is a sandwich if you try hard enough.

Mina. She/her. just because you put maple syrup on it doesn't make it a pancake.

[glompcat]

This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.

[emeraldsiren19]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[borderlinepdfeels]

[yourstruelynyny]

Whew.

[toast-part-two]

Hey bro I just found out about this awesome thing called kissing me right on the lips wanna try

[fincherly]

past-tense slogans

[fincherly]

we were farmers

[fincherly]

nationwide was on your side

[horrible-memes-deactivated20201]

You were in good hands

[fincherly]

because you were worth it

[fincherly]

only you couldve stopped forest fires

[whitepeopletwitter]

[marvelsmostwanted]

[strawberryprim]

i am LOSING IT

[strawberryprim]

the sequel

[spectregoesboo]

When you realize this man is the voice of Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale

[worldeaterouroboros]

Wait he is? That’s what he looks like? What is this video called

[sweetsweetemo]

It’s a Ted talk by Dylan Marron “Empathy Is Not Endorsement” which is one that all of us may need to listen to, tbh

[despazito]

great now the giant volcano’s erupting

[despazito]

[iratusmagus]

Wait… Krakatoa went off?

Y'all realize that’s normal and we’re safe from thia one yeah? The fire mountain just had to burp a bit.

[despazito]

we’re fine physically, but emotionally? I want off 2020’s wild ride

[gen-z-in-a-nutshell]

Day 1 of quarantine: I’m going to use this as an opportunity to learn a new language, learn an instrument, teach myself how to paint, work on writing, take up cooking, meditate, do a big house clean and re-organization, get around to reading that book…

Day 8 of quarantine: I haven’t left the couch in 17 hours

[surfeit-of-stoats]

gentle reminder to everyone that this is okay and in fact Extremely Normal. while it may in some ways feel like it, this isn’t an unexpected vacation but rather a global historical event that is traumatizing. Becoming one with your couch is valid and okay. Let yourself rest.

[alphacrone]

i know so many of us have been trained since a young age to be so accommodating as to fear ever expressing an opinion, but as we get older we need to understand that being “accommodating” to the point of total indecisiveness is a very uncomfortable way to go through life, for you AND those around you. it’s ok to have an opinion on something. it’s ok to make a decision. your friends won’t hate you if you’re the one to end the “where do you want to eat” “oh anywhere is fine with me” discussion by suggesting a restaurant. you’re not high maintenance if you say, “noon is more convenient for me” when someone asks you what time you want to hang out. make decisions, have opinions, be part of the planning process, understand that you’re not being inconvenient, you’re just contributing. 

[randomslasher]

YES THIS. I hate how many of us have been raised to think having preferences (or heaven forbid, needs) makes us an inconvenience to others. It’s so hard to overcome, but it really is okay to have opinions.  

[jessicaprattgf]

[letsgetsalty]

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

[letsgetsalty]

IT GETS BETTER

[gaphic]

a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man! 

[wlwitchery]

to every girl reblogging those posts about living in a cottage and picking strawberries and making pottery..... are u free on friday

[mysharona1987]

[awkwardtimelady]

i have reblogged this twice already and every single time i cry laughing

[all-hail-the-kazoo]

I’ve seen this post so many times and just now noticed the double ‘n’ in landlord that’s great

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[needlepointcursewords]

Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”