I donāt want to fuck Tom riddle, I want to fuck ugly ass Voldemort.

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@voidlosers
I donāt want to fuck Tom riddle, I want to fuck ugly ass Voldemort.
You, a GenZ, : I know for a fact that if I run and jump at Legolas, he will catch me.
You, a GenZ, : *runs at Legolas*
Legolas, panicking, : No, Iām holding drinks! *drops everything and catches you in his arms*
An orc, to you, : You will die!
You, a GenZ, : Sorry I canāt, Thranduil said no
Sherlock Holmes would get that bitch Carol baskin real quick.
Some person: im tired of you just posting Lucifer Morningstar x Reader fics
Me
When you mom is yelling at you and you try not to laugh.
I found Nevilleās toad, Trevor
Nobody:
Writers: his beautiful blue orbs stared right at me.
Credit: Zalinki. (Youtube)
Yāall I-
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
I have to be at the hospital by 1:30 for a colonoscopy. Iām taking this as a great sign.
Nobody:
Writers: his beautiful blue orbs stared right at me.
Credit: Zalinki. (Youtube)
Me professing my love to Snape while he tryna tell me why that aināt gonna work
I wish some tumblrs would stop glorifying depression with aesthetics, this shit hurts man.
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canāt risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisĀ
I donāt play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itās been a MINUTE since Iāve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didnāt and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
God fucking damnit
ā¦ā¦ā¦..FINE.
Nope nope nope. Iām not gonna risk it!
Why do you have fetish in your bio?
I didnāt know what else to write and I love fanfics and rants, so I just put Fetish.
We've been saying that for years. 'Don't let what you read in fanfics make you think that sex is real' š
I have a tendency to do stupid shit that lands me with a bruise on my ass š
Liars
How the hell do people have sex against the wall, me and my boyfriend tried it and he dropped me on my ass. Somebodyās not telling the truth.