LETS GO GAMBLING

might make better art for the pfp later. im lazy lmao

[the-rat12]

Is this enshittification? Why are phone UIs so terrible. Everything is so big to the point you have to scroll a fucking mile to get to anything. The buttons take up three times the space they need to. I have a silent notification that can't be removed and doesn't do anything when I tap on it. Kill motorolla!!! Thankfully this is just a temporary phone I'm borrowing and I'll be buying another Samsung the moment I have the money. Why does every phone company need a different and worse version of android?

[the-rat7]

you don’t have to deal with annoying ui on my slot machines… just sayin

[the-rat7]

I put $9 on red

(Lands on a square that is very obviously painted to be blue)

[the-rat12]

royalty fee! [takes eight dollars]

[the-rat7]

you don’t own fucking blue ain’t no way

If you own blue why don’t you charge the us government royalties for using your color in their flag and leave my dying casino alone

[the-rat12]

no i own your entire branding... but thats a good idea...

tell you what, when i trademark the color blue in the USA, i will give 2/3s of my royalty fees taken from the US government to fund your casino

[the-rat7]

yippie! I’m saved!

[the-rat7]

I put $9 on red

(Lands on a square that is very obviously painted to be blue)

[the-rat12]

royalty fee! [takes eight dollars]

[the-rat7]

you don’t own fucking blue ain’t no way

If you own blue why don’t you charge the us government royalties for using your color in their flag and leave my dying casino alone

[the-rat7]

I put $9 on red

(Lands on a square that is very obviously painted to be blue)

[the-rat7]

big white t shirt say "I 🎰 GAMBLING" and wearing a matching hat and holding a matching mug

alright hold on a minute while I set I a gift shop in my casino

[the-rat01]

Knowing how terribly managed your casino is, i wouldnt be suprised if you made more money from the gift shop

[the-rat7]

bold of you to assume I make money

[the-rat7]

big white t shirt say "I 🎰 GAMBLING" and wearing a matching hat and holding a matching mug

alright hold on a minute while I set I a gift shop in my casino

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

what you don’t know is!! that I’ve placed a small rat in a cage in your office, he has food, water, a small blanket and a piece of cheese, please take care of him, he is yours now

[local-evil-scientist]

I can be trusted with a rat. Do not look at my username. Give me the rat.

[the-rat7]

not a chance

[mr-deep-downer]

[the-rat12]

incels getting so pedophilic they fantasizing about fucking fetuses

[the-rat7]

posting that is a risk even I wouldn’t take

[the-rat7]

Do you have any games in this casino other than roulette?

I have connect 4

[the-rat01]

I used to play competitive connect 4 back in '72

[the-rat7]

did upu win?

[the-rat7]

Have you considered a different career path

gambling is my blood

[the-rat7]

Do you have any games in this casino other than roulette?

I have connect 4

[the-rat7]

Do you know how to play poker?

yea I poke you and you lose all your money

[the-rat12]

Sorry, wrong rat blog

no...! i'm... i'm better! I'M MORE POWERFUL!! I'M THE ORIGNAL!!!!

[the-rat01]

You were always the lesser of the two

[the-rat7]

@the-rat13 we're starting a revolution. wanna join?

[the-rat12]

You're what???? i'm not the leader!! ???

[the-rat7]

yea but we're revoking your original title. rat 1 is the original now

[the-rat12]

Sorry, wrong rat blog

no...! i'm... i'm better! I'M MORE POWERFUL!! I'M THE ORIGNAL!!!!

[the-rat01]

You were always the lesser of the two

[the-rat7]

@the-rat13 we're starting a revolution. wanna join?

[the-rat12]

All in on red

@the-rat7 this anon says they go all in on black

[the-rat7]

ok but like why are they on your blog. you better not be stealing my customers >:(

[the-rat7]

All in on 17

(covers the 17) you lost sorry

[the-rat7]

did you know seven is an "odious" (yucky) number as opposed to an evil number?

and, naturally, twelve is evil

i think you misspelled lucky. and twelve wasn't evil before your just so evil that the number became evil as well be association.