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@the-real-chipotle
HI HI this is an introduction
i’m 21, use they/them pronouns and for legal reasons, am not an official chipotle account (tho i do have some insider information 😈)
please be kind to one another, this is all just for fun and i hope i maybe make you smile or offer some some relatability if you work at chipotle or have ever tried the food.
this is also a shoutout to food service workers, y’all are the real backbone of society
Cannot believe he fucked a couch and killed a pope
Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
Reblong?
∴ᔑリリᔑ ʖᒷℸ ̣?
Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
Reblong?
"YOU WOULDN'T DEEPTHROAT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH"
this post contains:
1 clown!
1 mime!
🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨
Sneblong to snive snomeone an snice sneam snanditch.
Sneblong?
"SNOU WOULDN'T SNEEPNOAT AN SNICE SNEAM SNANDWICH"
snis snost snontains:
1 snlown!
1 snime!
Any other surprise newcomers want to take a swing at completely and irrevocably changing this post’s context at the expense of the human language
@gimmick-thief get over here we need to hit this post with the gimmickpocalypse
reblongated
long ice cream sandwich
smash
pass
ITS ALREADY GOT ENOUGH CREAM IN IT
smash
can i uhhhh take a bite
i’ve been working food service for years and it’s slowly breaking my body
thankfully i’m paid an actual living wage for the work i do but just barely cause i live in one of the most expensive cities in the country.
but i can no longer go out on weekend and can barely get out of bed to do laundry.
yea i’m mad
I think the biggest reason no Gen Z gave a fuck when Brian Thompson was put down in the street like a dog is obviously yes that he kinda had it coming being partially responsible for the continued state of healthcare in America, but also I think a huge part of the apathy is because we spent our entire upbringing having shooting drills at school every other week to the point we are entirely desensitized to gun violence in general.
"waahhh he had a wife and family" so did most of the people his company killed, idgaf, send them a bill to reimburse taxpayers for the manhunt and move on
chipotle says go after the ceos
Are you intersex?
It would be a great help if you were to take this 14 question survey about the sorts of terminology you prefer!
A survey for intersex people about what terminology they prefer
This survey will be posted in other locations and intersex forums, feel free to spread it yourselves, I am looking for 385 responses, from a wide array of intersex people from different backgrounds. I intend to use the results of this survey in an informational website I am working on with the help of other intersex folk! If you are not intersex, you can help out by reblogging!
it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean
“At what point are we told we’re supposed to just wait for it to get worse.”
We salute a working class hero 🫡
“I know so many women that haven’t defended themselves in situations they definitely should’ve and could have because we know that the repercussion more likely than not is going to fall on the woman that responds to the violence than the initial violence inflicted,” [Emma Lee] said,
quote from the article, including the name of the cool hammer lady ^_^
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
including the weird weird trannies
is your blog a safe space for freaks, deviants, cringe failgirls, transfems you find personally annoying, transfems who are Loud and Opinionated, is it safe for all of us ?
I am the transfem
Safety be upon thee.
I cant believe I haven't seen this yet
Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
Achievement Unlocked:
Fan The Flames
Just because Tumblr won't let you Blaze a post doesn't mean you can light it up yourself!
come on corpos
Considering the recent targeted terminations against blogs run by transfems in the last couple of days (angel-athetos, fungalfaggot, coyote-roadkill, hound-mother, corpse-of-omelas-ageplayer and my previous blog, zebrabyopn3), some close friends and myself worked on a google form where users can make submissions for their terminated blogs. Too many of us have lost our blogs and everything in them, yet there's no existing record of blogs that have been terminated, so we want to change that. If you're not a transfem you can also answer, as we want data about all deleted blogs in general, like: the name of the banned blog, date of termination, and if there was a reason given or warning for the deletion (or not)
This is a submission form made for Tumblr users whose blogs have been terminated. This investigation will mostly focus on the unfair and tar
The form consists of 8 questions and takes around 3-5 minutes to answer. We'd appreciate sharing this with anyone that has been unfairly terminated, so we can create a record, so those blogs and their names can be remembered
this is super important for whatever legal anti discrimination action might result! Document document DOCUMENT. please share this around.
active supporter of shitting on company time
happy pride
This Pride month I think we should all Not Go to the corporate sponsored pride events, ESPECIALLY if those corporations are part of an ongoing boycott to support Palestinians!!
Basically if you're going to Pride make sure you're not breaking a boycott. PRIDE IS A PROTEST
