thunderborb.

bird of thunder. 🌩️🐦 Silly roleplay account created by TopThrillTwindrill inspired by the launched wing roller coaster at Holiday World.

[the-real-t-bird]

what is this????

what is this app? help.

💜🗣️: Hi everyone! This is a little silly role play account by @topthrilltwindrill (aka me) because why not???

Same DNI as my main blog. Feel free to ask me anything!

loop.

Usually this will be from the POV of T-bird but there may be a few guests here and there.

So you know who is talking:

💜🗣️: Brownie (host)

🧡🌩️: Thunderbird (main)

❤️🐦‍⬛: Raven (guest)

💜🐴: Legend (guest)

💙⚓️: Voyage (guest)

🧡🍴: Good Gravy (guest, there are no gravy emojis)

🖤❔: Anonymous (guest)

💜🗣️: NOTICE: I will be on a trip from June 1-4. I will not be very active during that time.

[horridwizardthing]

here's your casual reminder that the oblivion condoms are an actual thing that exist! :D

[tom-334]

No wonder why oblivion is a freaky ride

[the-real-t-bird]

Freakblivion

[at-oblivion-lord]

(🧡🌩️: Thunderbird, Holiday World, USA; 💛😁: Smiler, Alton Towers, UK) 🧡🌩️: What do you mean Alton Towers opened yesterday??? And I still have to wait until May!!!!

💛😁: Sucks to Suck!

🧡🌩️: Why are we fighting in front of the Lord of Darkness?

💛😁: I was going to ask if he had some money on him.

🧡🌩️: Good. I need twenty dollars. 💵

💛😁: We only accept British Pounds. 💷

🧡🌩️: Sorry Lord of Darkness. And whatever mods are out there

@the-real-t-bird

Smiler, get back to your part of X-Sector and take this guy with you.

[the-real-t-bird]

💛😁: Ah nuts!

🧡🌩️: get the fuck away from me.

[atrans-transformers-fan]

His tits are huge 😟

[the-real-t-bird]

Sweet mother of Wicker Man!!! 😟😔😣😖😫😩

[the-real-t-bird]

💙⚓️: What were you doing?

🧡🌩️: Annoying other parks so that I’m not stuck talking to the same four people every day

💙⚓️: Why not talk to the water coasters?

🧡🌩️: They don’t like me. But plus, does anyone give a damn about them?

💙⚓️: I’ll be darned

[tsstv-duo]

Does any of ur merch stuffies have asbestos :3

🖤📺: we only havee T H E best merch infused with the essence of The Smiler so no asbestos here!

[the-real-t-bird]

Why would they???

[tsstv-duo]

🧡🌩️: PLEASE DON’T ADD ASBESTOS I WANT TO BE MARMALIZED NOT GET A RARE FORM OF CANCER!!!!!!

🧡🍴: What’s ass-best-ohs?

❤️🐦‍⬛: Don’t tell them.

💙⚓️: My question is why would you want to be marmalized?

🧡🌩️: Might as well have all y’all marmalized. I’m buying UK plane tickets!!!!

@the-real-t-bird and friends

🖤📺:wow what an odd way to get new advocates!

[the-real-t-bird]

💜🐴: T-BIRD WHAT DID YOU GET US INTO I DON’T WANT TO BE AN ADVOCATE!!!!!

🧡🌩️: Pussy.

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022]

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

[giuliafc]

please reblog!

[crescentwolf14]

Soo I have a blood kink... someone reported a post about it like this one time and I got a message from tumblr asking if I was okay and how to get help if I needed it. Was actually cool I didn't know it was a thing that tumblr would do and until now didn't know exactly why that had happened other than something with that post but not that they had this whole set up

[flavoracle]

Suicide prevention is important. It works. I have personally benefited from it.

But it only works if people know about it. So please consider passing along.

[da-police-offical]

Please don't kill yourselves, guys.

[goldenbunny30]

‎

[the-real-t-bird]

🧡🌩️: Don’t kill yourself.

❤️🐦‍⬛: Wait for someone else to kill you

💜🐴: Raven, no.

🧡🌩️: Ignore them.

[orangelevator]

And enlightened you shall be (also why do people think you pick your nose why just why)

I dunno man im a polite ride

[the-real-t-bird]

No because I have never seen die vertical pick their nose that’s gross

[the-better-spokesman]

Sigma sigma on the wall who’s the skibidiest of them all

Errr me?

Sir, do you know what any of that means?

[he shakes his head]

no.

[the-real-t-bird]

Good Gravy says that stuff sometimes. I can confirm you are sigma.

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[the-real-t-bird]

I don’t think I miss Mantis all that much…

(this is a joke don’t shoot me)

[the-real-t-bird]

I talk too much.

[27hippos]

B&M is slept on

[the-real-t-bird]

Are you sure about that?

I have been informed there is a store named this as well. They may be talking about that.

[no-rational-explanation]

What do you call a group of coasters? A “celebration”!

[the-real-t-bird]

i love and hate everyone in my celebration.

[rollercoasterquotes]

Volcano: Grilled cheese.

Anaconda: What?

Volcano: Grill me a cheese.

Anaconda: I’m not grilling you a cheese!

Volcano: [gross sobbing] I miss HyperSonic.

[the-real-t-bird]

Well now both of them are with Hypersonic.

[rollercoasterquotes]

Legend: Anyone wanna get in an argument with me?

Raven: Cream cheese isn't that good.

Legend: Wow, I was kidding, but fuck you for real.

[the-real-t-bird]

🧡🌩️: they’ve definitely had this conversation before. don’t ask how i know.

❤️🐦‍⬛: Not cool.

[thesmilershoptv-deactivated2026]

...so when is date everything theme park edition happening-

[the-real-t-bird]

Sign me up!