Renfield

Would like to have a cat

[purgatory-waiting-room-offical]

OOC but important

This blog won't be active for a while since I am moving to Dubai on Wednesday. Just letting you know.

The following blogs will also be affected by this (half of them are dead already but yeah):

@local-beansprout

@the-bean-witch

@the-renfield

@vwl-rmvr

@dnd-ranger-offical

[sewards-phonograph]

renfield said i should ask you how he gets his slutty girl waist. pls respond

I am about 83% sure he would NOT have said that.

I don't know what you people imagine me to be, but I am not a negligent doctor. I do know my patients. I do know Renfield.

[the-renfield]

the 17% was correct. I do have a slutty girl waist, and wanted to cause mischief. Therefore, I used it to my advantage.

[the-renfield]

I love my spiders! They look so delicious cute!

Where did the flies go, you ask? Well, that's a secret!

On another note, I'm kind of hungry...

[sewards-phonograph]

I’m proud of you, Dr Seward! And you should be proud of yourself too! Who else could run a whole asylum at only 29?

I suppose I’m technically “impressive,” in the same way a loaded pistol on a dinner table is “attention-grabbing.”

Pride is difficult when your closest association is with a patient who will throws spiders at you at the drop of a hat.

[the-renfield]

Pride is difficult? This should help

[the-renfield]

THE DROUGHTULA IS OVER!!!!!

[sewards-phonograph]

has anyone ever called you doctor sewage

I hope they choke on their spleens.

[the-renfield]

So bite your tongue

And choke yourself to sleep!

[cremsie]

I got that tarantula in me

[the-renfield]

I find this interesting.

[wumbletumblebumble]

Dracula pre-dates the first publishing of "There was an old woman who swallowed a fly" by several decades so it isn't unreasonable to think Renfield could have been the inspiration.

[the-renfield]

No one was supposed to know I'm the old woman.

(They had to kill me off cause I got too powerful. I never died from that horse.)

[celestial-games]

HAPPY PRIDE :] Reposting some gay bugs ♥️💛💚💙💜

[dracula-sticky-notes]

@unwaveringdevotion @the-renfield

gay bugs.

[the-renfield]

Very fruity, much more delicious than straight bugs, would highly recommend.

[dracula-sticky-notes]

hungry :C

[the-renfield]

May I suggest flies, as they are both nutritious and delicious?

[the-renfield]

Three days my little flies.

Three days until I consume your life need you out of my room.

[the-renfield]

Right. Time to clean my room!

(If you see me feeding the flies to my new pet spiders, no you don't.)

Don't you love my new pets @sewards-phonograph ?

I no longer have flies in here, as you can see. I think you can agree my new pets are much more tasty tasteful.

[aromanticduck]

Excuse me, Jack Seward is my age?? He's 29? He shouldn't be running a mental hospital. He should be at the club.

[the-renfield]

@sewards-phonograph

so...

are you going out tonight?

[sewards-phonograph]

I should be at the club, chain-smoking in velvet and making bad decisions with worse men.

Yes, Renfield, I am going out tonight.

To check the perimeter and seal an open floorboard someone's been using to smuggle pets through.

[the-renfield]

Dang, I really thought I hid that well

I mean, who on earth could possibly be doing that?

[sewards-phonograph]

yes hello. im here to see a…… mr. renfield ? yes. *wearing coat that seems to suspiciously and hypothetically contain birds trying to get out*

Please note: any livestock, poultry, or symbolic offerings must be declared at the front desk.

Also, he’s not allowed gifts. Especially gifts with beaks.

[the-renfield]

Oh, come on! Not even just a small one? A parakeet? A robin?

[aromanticduck]

Excuse me, Jack Seward is my age?? He's 29? He shouldn't be running a mental hospital. He should be at the club.

[the-renfield]

@sewards-phonograph

so...

are you going out tonight?

[sewards-phonograph]

At some point you start carrying chloroform like an umbrella. The little bottle just becomes a part of your being, and you never notice.

You know. Like my morphine vial.

[the-renfield]

like my pot of potassium nitrate, sodium, and carbon?

[draculasweedsmokinggirlfriend]

Renfield is only in Sewards hospital bc he wants to be

[the-renfield]

SHHHHH NO ONE'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW

[coughingupfeathers1]

I know vsauce jokes are a little overplayed by now but this one is very Seward-and-Renfield to me and I felt compelled to share it

[the-renfield]

I remember this conversation!

It was when I first got here!