How To Be A Wizard Failson

Lee • they/them do not disturb my circles. whimsigoth, dune, art, fantasy, memes, space

[the-scrying-game]

enjoy these sick wizard graphics

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[magic-workers-union]

Comrades, I am saddened to announce that the gnomes of the Cold Cliffs have been prohibited from unionizing. But it is only a matter of time before the power is back in the hands of the workers comrades. We will prevail!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i used to download so many pictures but now its like 1 every month n its always this kind of shit

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[qwanderer]

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

[demonic-mnemonic]

Come on man you can't leave this in the tags

[jee-whizz]

was talking to another wizard at the bar and he mentioned he'd never even seen ectoplasm. we have practicing wizards working for the council who haven't even worked with apprentice-level portents and ingredients. what the fuck.

[zabaguata]

wizard memes

[midnightportals]

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[letterful]

[fruityyamenrunner]

something charmingly twentieth century about this

[cryptotheism]

This counts as a spell

[demilypyro]

Placeable AOE effect

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[sivavakkiyar]

Even in olden times, the night was ancient.

[sivavakkiyar]

[local-neighbuorhood-goblin]

"I can be a home for what loves me..."

"i asked chatgpt-" well i asked the wasp nest in my attic, its song is loud and beautiful and i am afraid but it still called u a bitch

anyway a new tarot piece! i think i might've died on this one, yay. i couldn't let go of the black n white version so imma add it here just for myself. jane is one of my faves in terms of statements, so i just had to include her. also still not sure if i should just throw jonah as the emperor.

anyway yea, in my attic, straight up jorkin it. and by "it", heh, let's just say there is a wasps nest in my attic

[kitaplarvsarkilar-deactivated20]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon