posts so shit they are shit are they shit so posts

[banjobuttbird]

UHUHUHUHUHUHEHEHEHEUHUHUHEHAHAHAHAUHUHUHEHAHUHUHAHAHH AAAAAHHHHHYEA

[the-shit-posts-say]

FOUND ONE

[zestychille]

Good things cum to those who thot.

[theshitpoststsoptihseht]

Spooth Weetherspeen

[banjobuttbird]

UHUHUHUHUHUHEHEHEHEUHUHUHEHAHAHAHAUHUHUHEHAHUHUHAHAHH AAAAAHHHHHYEA

[the-shit-posts-say]

FOUND ONE

[kaijuno]

[zestychille]

Bildo Daggins from Horbingeton wnats 2 go on ein adventure with U! 

Will you accept:

[  ] Yes [  ] Definitely [  ] Dilbo MY LOVE [  ] Actually (insert LOTR lore mansplaining here) [  ] I’m sot sure due to previous obligation, but I will consider it favorably.

[anxiousblackho]

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[normal-horoscopes]

IM AN ENTREPRENUER. I HAVE A GROWTH MINDSET. THE FUNGUS IN MY BRAIN SAYS WE SHOULD KISS WITH TONGUE.

[zestychille]

Had a few hits on the fool of a took posting page this morning.

If Sauron saw all in THIS day and age, I do believe this would be the precise reaction.

[zestychille]

We didn’t start the safety dance, but we have to get back to the danger zone. 

[theshitpoststsoptihseht]

there is a shit post somewhere

it is shere, you shouldn’t be here, run

[theshitpoststsoptihseht]

There is a dragon somewhere

this is a warning, watch out for dagron, somewhere

[theshitpoststsoptihseht]

there is a man somewhere

this is a warning, watch out for the man, he is somewhere

[catchymemes]

[theshitpoststsoptihseht]

What if the posts were all shit posts shit all were posts the if whaT

[theshitpoststsoptihseht]

You’ve heard of madlibs? Now get ready for, FURIOUSLIBS...

LET THE BODIES HIT THE _____________ LET THE BODIES HIT THE______________ LET THE BODIES HIT THE_______________ ___________________________________________________