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neurodivergent guy overly sexual accounts pls dni basically anything that comes to my mind I post, solt and peper your expectations accordingly

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A guide to correct metric system usage.

Grandmother, great grandmother, 8 million people: ❌WRONG, UNMODERN

Kilomother, megamother, 8 megamen: ✅thats more like it

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shout out to this image that I found when searching for the definition of the word misnomer (the "not what I'm called" thing basically)

why is this presented as a misnomer when clearly it's miss gnome herself. why does she look so offended. why in the name of FUCK is the microphone speaking??????

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Greg: hi

Robert Jacob: hi

Greg: wait you have two names? that's cool

Robert Jacob Greg: three actually

: give it back bro, not cool

Robert Jacob Greg: aʰnᵒoʷt h e r vʲiᵒcʸtᵒiᵘmˢ

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I present to you: The Lesbian Venn diagram

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who up melatonin their sleep

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Aborted Abortion Doctor: i would have loved to give you a safe abortion..... if i wasnt aborted. by me.

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depending on what exactly the pluribus hivemind is, it's either one hiveperson that is 99.99999% human with intrusive rat thoughts, or it's a bunch of interconnected people talking together like "currently flying this plane with supplies to this airport" and "talking with carol, might need support" and then the rats are like "me want cheese" among all that chatter

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all roads lead to boiling water

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Wunk no evil

[dogpuppy]

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should I like make a post about who I am and what I do and pin it or what

[skippyisntfunny]

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I present to you: EGGSON WEST, an egg guy I made for fun

cybernetic eye just because its cool

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hi guys im new here

hii (hello) (hola)