Keep Watching, I Might Do a Trick

PAIGE | 34 | SHE/HER | BI/ASEXUAL | IF UNDER 21 DNI Hello and welcome to my personal blog! Things that are to be expected here include: artwork (doodles, sketches, w.i.p.s and finished works), reblogs that relate to my current interests*, sewing/craft stuff, tutorials (possibly), and an assortment of things I find interesting or inspiring! *Visit the about me section for more info! Feel free to pop in and say hello, I don't bite! c: Mobile user? Click here for links!

[the-shy-artisan]

If you start fandom drama or actively participate in it, you will be blocked immediately. I came here to have a good time, not to watch people bitch in character tags I follow.

Don't interact with me if you're under 21, I have very little patience for teenagers and I'd rather speak to people in my own age group. 

I may be friendly and open to communication, but please respect my boundaries. I’m an introvert at my core, so I may not want to talk all the time.

All material posted or reblogged will always be SFW. Anything considered mature content will be language used (it can get salty in here lmao) or artwork posted (blood/gore/body horror/etc.). Everything will be tagged accordingly for easy blacklisting. If I miss something, please let me know!

My blog does not have a set theme, nor do I post about one specific topic. My interests tend to shift a lot, so fair warning: if you follow me for one thing, don’t be surprised if I start to post about another.

I'm a crotchety old lady who hates most modern cartoons, especially those tumblr is currently obsessed with. I block those who flood my dashboard.

A.I. users of any kind will be blocked immediately. 

I don't do "follow for follows" and I rarely follow back. I’m more inclined to follow back if you use tags or post SFW material. I block empty/randomly named blogs the moment they show up in my notifications. 

I hate the mob mentality of fandoms, so I don’t consider myself an active member of any. I also don’t roleplay anymore, so do not ask me to.

I do not take art requests. Commission me instead. I will post when commissions are available. Gift art is reserved for friends only.  

I am highly opinionated about my favorite things and tend to critique them. If you can’t handle this, do not follow me.

I cater to my own interests and create my own online experience, so I block and filter a lot of tags. If I block you, don’t take it personally ;;

Please don’t send me text chain messages (ex: “send this to 10 people, etc”). I don’t like responding to them. 

As long as your ideals/actions don’t harm or devalue another person’s existence, we will get along just fine. Spout hateful nonsense and you will be blocked.

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[eeb-beeb]

Low effort meme I threw together in like ten minutes

[rainintheevening]

What is prev to you?

the smell of woodsmoke in the dark

sunlight glittering on drifts of snow

opening chords to a classic song after an ad break on the radio

daisies in a mason jar

the curve in the road you always take a bit too fast

blank notebook with a leather cover

a stone church with carvings and spires and stained-glass

a cool pillow and a warm blanket at midnight

playlist that makes sense to no one else

yellow leaf floating down a clear cold river

silver fog over green hills and warm hands in raincoat pockets

a strain of violin music floating through a crowded subway

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

[rushinintolove]

[pkmn-ruby]

olesia's wooper, ep 150 - no big woop!

[animalcrossingmemes]

[hiveswap]

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

[hiveswap]

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

[hiveswap]

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

[ourmutualignorance]

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[amvs]

❗️TIP: You can put the characters to music.

[the-shy-artisan]

Behold: the main reason I haven’t been active lmao

This is the second test run of my Meow Wow plush. I’m currently in the process of making the third test dummy (hopefully it’ll be the last, I’d like to make the actual thing soon lol), correcting a few details like the shape of the face, the muzzle, and making the body a bit longer.

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god