Ugh 🖕

Hi! I'm a 31 yr old loser! do not interact if not +21, in fact don't talk to me at all 😑 My pronouns aren't.

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[depsidase]

[cuntyarmand]

sorry but he’s the living breathing embodiment of 👁👄👁

[captain-price-returns]

Americans need to begin delving into Hebrew language posts. They will be astonished, to say the least.

[the-side-eye-3000]

[landsccape]

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[whosurisold]

No,,,,,,, we are not!

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[captain-price-returns]

These are probably the first kids he never shot on sight

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[beardedmrbean]