80% of my job is emotional support

The sidekick!! I'm new at this but trying my best! NB uses any pronouns except she/her

[the-sidekick-offical]

WOA GEEE WHILLIKERS!

getting warped to an alternate dimension was NOT on my 2025 bingo card!

but im back now! Hope I didn’t miss anything important!

[the-sidekick-offical]

hihi *says some encouraging words or smth* have a good day

- @untitledoffical

Thank you kind civillian!

I hope today shall be better than yesterday! And thank you for the encouragement!

[the-sidekick-offical]

HELLO!!! :D

@evil-goon-offical

*screams like a little child*

Oh hello, whait a second, dont you work for evil??? im pretty shure im supposed to fight you

*ahem* BEGONE EVIL DOOER or else ill turn your hair green or call the other superheroes or something!

[evil-goon-offical]

UHH YEAH I AM!!! AND TURNING MY HAIR GREEN WOULD BE VERY RUDE! I FINALLY GOT IT DYED AFTER FOREVER!

[the-sidekick-offical]

well then i suggest you surrender! Or else!

[evil-goon-offical]

NUH-UH!!! I TRY TO BE SEMI FRIENDLY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET JUST BECAUSE IM EVIL!?

[the-sidekick-offical]

Well like if youre evil then that mean youre probably here to cause problems! So surrender!

unless youre here for a truce?

[evil-goon-offical]

I JUST GOT BORED AROUND THE BASE. I GUESS CAUSING PROBLEMS IS WHAT I DO BEST! AND I DONT BELIEVE I CAN CALL A TRUCE… SO ARSON IT IS!!!

[the-sidekick-offical]

Shit shoot uhh @superhero-official SOMEONES TRYNA DO AN ARSON AHHHHHH

*ahem*

alright evildoer! What coulour do you not want your hair!

[evil-goon-offical]

WOAH WOAH WOAH NOW!! WHY WE CALLIN THE HEROS!? HEH…

WHITE… I JUST FINISHED DYING IT FROM WHITE BLACK…

[the-sidekick-offical]

PURPLE IT IS! *turns your hair a nice ombre purple because sidekick isnt evil unlike some people* THATLL TEACH YOU EVILDOOER!

[the-sidekick-offical]

HELLO!!! :D

@evil-goon-offical

*screams like a little child*

Oh hello, whait a second, dont you work for evil??? im pretty shure im supposed to fight you

*ahem* BEGONE EVIL DOOER or else ill turn your hair green or call the other superheroes or something!

[evil-goon-offical]

UHH YEAH I AM!!! AND TURNING MY HAIR GREEN WOULD BE VERY RUDE! I FINALLY GOT IT DYED AFTER FOREVER!

[the-sidekick-offical]

well then i suggest you surrender! Or else!

[evil-goon-offical]

NUH-UH!!! I TRY TO BE SEMI FRIENDLY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET JUST BECAUSE IM EVIL!?

[the-sidekick-offical]

Well like if youre evil then that mean youre probably here to cause problems! So surrender!

unless youre here for a truce?

[evil-goon-offical]

I JUST GOT BORED AROUND THE BASE. I GUESS CAUSING PROBLEMS IS WHAT I DO BEST! AND I DONT BELIEVE I CAN CALL A TRUCE… SO ARSON IT IS!!!

[the-sidekick-offical]

Shit shoot uhh @superhero-official SOMEONES TRYNA DO AN ARSON AHHHHHH

*ahem*

alright evildoer! What coulour do you not want your hair!

[the-sidekick-offical]

HELLO!!! :D

@evil-goon-offical

*screams like a little child*

Oh hello, whait a second, dont you work for evil??? im pretty shure im supposed to fight you

*ahem* BEGONE EVIL DOOER or else ill turn your hair green or call the other superheroes or something!

[evil-goon-offical]

UHH YEAH I AM!!! AND TURNING MY HAIR GREEN WOULD BE VERY RUDE! I FINALLY GOT IT DYED AFTER FOREVER!

[the-sidekick-offical]

well then i suggest you surrender! Or else!

[evil-goon-offical]

NUH-UH!!! I TRY TO BE SEMI FRIENDLY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET JUST BECAUSE IM EVIL!?

[the-sidekick-offical]

Well like if youre evil then that mean youre probably here to cause problems! So surrender!

unless youre here for a truce?

[the-sidekick-offical]

HELLO!!! :D

@evil-goon-offical

*screams like a little child*

Oh hello, whait a second, dont you work for evil??? im pretty shure im supposed to fight you

*ahem* BEGONE EVIL DOOER or else ill turn your hair green or call the other superheroes or something!

[evil-goon-offical]

UHH YEAH I AM!!! AND TURNING MY HAIR GREEN WOULD BE VERY RUDE! I FINALLY GOT IT DYED AFTER FOREVER!

[the-sidekick-offical]

well then i suggest you surrender! Or else!

[the-sidekick-offical]

HELLO!!! :D

@evil-goon-offical

*screams like a little child*

Oh hello, whait a second, dont you work for evil??? im pretty shure im supposed to fight you

*ahem* BEGONE EVIL DOOER or else ill turn your hair green or call the other superheroes or something!

[rad-guy-offical]

GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING OFFICALVERSE…

rad guys here to have a radical day!

[villain-offical]

You should be having an evil day. But whatever. It's fine I guess

[rad-guy-offical]

What if i have a rad AND evil day? Hmmm?

[the-sidekick-offical]

Please do not have an evil day, you can have a rad and good day though!

[shortgaything]

QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER

[autistobrat]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

[the-local-genderfluid-demon]

IM IN LOVE WITH MY CARRRRR

[no-man-may-have-my-soul]

EHHHH MACARENA

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

Carry on my wayward son

[canondivergencemylove]

Manchiiiiahhhhiiiiiiildd

[kola-without-the-coke]

To be a princess is to always look your best

[snomeraphim]

I think that’s a red flag, I don’t want to get stabbed

[the-sidekick-offical]

nothin man, its stolen!

[satan-offical]

We should start saying the trans males are iron deficient because they all lose the Fe in Female

[the-sidekick-offical]

I am a transmasculine person who actually does have an iron defiency, so this checks out

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Guys let's make a post where everyone reblogs the most recent reblog and ads something (doesn't matter what) and see how long it can get

[wasforcedtojoinyouheathans]

I made a post about dwarf planets, one of which is called salacia which happens to share a name with some kind of fandom. This tag is mine now, I’m taking it

[the-sidekick-offical]

Uhhh I saved the city last week from an evil tree monster

[lies-offical]

yeah i was there you were so epic and cool

can i have an autograph?

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[chipper-smol]

parading a broken and dead body through the streets

[supervillain-offical]

Resharing the ultimate broken post bc that seems evil

[superhero-offical]

Reblogging also ^♡^

[the-sidekick-offical]

Woweee tis is a really strange post

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Guys let's make a post where everyone reblogs the most recent reblog and ads something (doesn't matter what) and see how long it can get

[wasforcedtojoinyouheathans]

I made a post about dwarf planets, one of which is called salacia which happens to share a name with some kind of fandom. This tag is mine now, I’m taking it

[the-sidekick-offical]

Uhhh I saved the city last week from an evil tree monster

[superhero-official]

…Julia wouldve loved to see me like this.

[the-sidekick-offical]

Whos julia?

[superhero-official]

AH- Sidekick…! I didn’t think that you were there!- Err… Julia is just an old, work partner of mine—

[the-sidekick-offical]

Oh! Was she a hero too?

[superhero-official]

…Julia wouldve loved to see me like this.

[the-sidekick-offical]

Whos julia?

[rogueorchid-offical]

*Rogue picks up @superhero-offical and flies off, gripping him tightly.*

[superhero-offical]

HEY! PUT ME DOWN! WASN'T CURSING AND MAIMING ME ENOUGH?!

[rogueorchid-offical]

Nah. I've decided just hurting you isn't enough. I'm going to break everyone you love first.

*Rogue touches down in their lair, shifting into their human form.*

Stay put, capiche? ...Not like you're going anywhere with that stump of a leg anyways, but still.

[superhero-offical]

Fuck you.

[rogueorchid-offical]

Fuck you too.

[the-sidekick-offical]

Fuck you also

*turns u white so u can no longer photosynthesize*

*runs off whilst cacklingg manicalally*

[rogueorchid-offical]

(ooc: how did you get on top of a mountain??? 😭)

[the-sidekick-offical]

"~mqgick~" *jazz hands, while turning invisible*

[rogueorchid-offical]

You realize white flowers still photosynthesize, right?

*Rogue corrects their color by shaking furiously until they're pink again.*

[the-sidekick-offical]

"not to be rude, but for a plant you sure dont know a lot about them! Plants need cloraphil (which is green) to photo synthesize by asorbing light! by turning you cloryaphll white your clorophyll is no longer able to absorb any light as white is perceived when all wavelengths are being reflected rather than asorbed! Science!"

[superhero-offical]

(Out of character: Is it okay if I have this as like a separate timeline? I didn't really want Sidekick to get involved, since Rogue could very easily snap them in half if they aren't careful)

[the-sidekick-offical]

Ooc: yawh! Sorry if ur doing like a plot thingy sidekick can leave

*le cough of self correction * ”oh shit whell thar didnt work uh “ *vanishes*

[rogueorchid-offical]

*Rogue picks up @superhero-offical and flies off, gripping him tightly.*

[superhero-offical]

HEY! PUT ME DOWN! WASN'T CURSING AND MAIMING ME ENOUGH?!

[rogueorchid-offical]

Nah. I've decided just hurting you isn't enough. I'm going to break everyone you love first.

*Rogue touches down in their lair, shifting into their human form.*

Stay put, capiche? ...Not like you're going anywhere with that stump of a leg anyways, but still.

[superhero-offical]

Fuck you.

[rogueorchid-offical]

Fuck you too.

[the-sidekick-offical]

Fuck you also

*turns u white so u can no longer photosynthesize*

*runs off whilst cacklingg manicalally*

[rogueorchid-offical]

(ooc: how did you get on top of a mountain??? 😭)

[the-sidekick-offical]

"~mqgick~" *jazz hands, while turning invisible*

[rogueorchid-offical]

You realize white flowers still photosynthesize, right?

*Rogue corrects their color by shaking furiously until they're pink again.*

[the-sidekick-offical]

"not to be rude, but for a plant you sure dont know a lot about them! Plants need cloraphil (which is green) to photo synthesize by asorbing light! by turning you cloryaphll white your clorophyll is no longer able to absorb any light as white is perceived when all wavelengths are being reflected rather than asorbed! Science!"