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suigintou

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

scavengedluxury

Ouffff

doomwolfe

[Me fighting to contain my film nerd bullshit when seeing a clip from Jason and The Argonaughts]

suigintou

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

scavengedluxury

Ouffff

c3rvida3

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

c3rvida3

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

fagstaynight

I want for you to stand proud. We’re all real skeletons. Can you believe it? Real skeletons. Not like the skeletons in movies. Real ones. Every one of us. Our life is built on miracles

steviecrowdude

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I can never ever leave this website actually

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Mr. Valentine wishing you a very happy valentines day from beyond the grave publicly displayed golden reliquary

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

in the tags i asked for skull-themed valentines cards and BOY HOWDY DID YA’LL DELIVER

from @hazel2468:

from @unrulygoose:

from @i-drew-a-ferret:

from @gaymedievaldruid, @amberstarthecat

and multiple skeletal puns from @deepdownimbologna

fantastic job on the lovely art and atrocious puns, everybody!

tyetknot

I was today years old (42) when I discovered that the Obligation Day skull from Oglaf (link is hilarious but not safe for work) is clearly meant to be the skull of St. Valentine.