the-snow-owls

Mark, 28, Gay, London

[depsidase]

[fakesoup]

when ur least serious friend says something serious so u gotta lock in

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[quinnspinkcamera]

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

[san-sebastienne]

(I got ambushed yesterday at the dog park by a woman who was giving out Christian literature, so I did some art with it. Genuinely that woman could have had no way of knowing what she did for me)

[esdruxule]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[poisondartlesbian]

crazy how your only options for romance these days are to redownload hinge or to give up on love and become a lighthouse keeper. ah well.

[infertilityidol]

*at a therapy appointment* I mean sure, but what am I gonna do (doing a stupid voice) "heal?" *rolls my eyes and makes a jacking off motion*

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[whitepeopletwitter]

It's like saying "The War of Stars" instead of Star Wars

[priezpourlui]

[minotauri]

by Gisela Jané

[animentality]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[ozempicofficial]