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Alternate account(s) (I might make more)
Main blog: @goblin-grandee
The Other Evil Wizard Council™: @the-other-evil-wizard-council
Pirate wizard: @jones-the-pirate-wizard
Pokemon blog: @pokemon-enjoyer
DNI: Transphobes, Homophobes, proshippers, racists, etc. (fairly standard dni list)
I need more henchman, mine all keep dying to the town guards. Is anyone competent willing to be my henchman? Listing includes:
-Free housing
-Free food
-Eternal servitude to me, Asmodeus H. Grimmspell
-You will be payed in experience until proven worthy, after which you will receive a cut of all pillaged gold
-Free wizard training
-I have like so many cigars to share. Not cigarettes though.
-The Blood God Hastarazoth The Grand will be pleased with you
If anyone is interested, please contact me through my orb.
So apparently the king of the village I've built my tower next to wants to kick me out for "sacking the village and killing people." I don't even live in the town. So, I ask ye, my loyal followers
How should I handle the situation?
Kill him
Kill him
Kill him
Kill him
Kill him
No seriously just kill him
Respectfully leave town without problem
Kill him
Kill him
I'm bald, and as such, hold no valid opinions and cannot vote in this poll
Quick question when they say "slime out" do they mean cast liquid cranium or is there a spell that specifically turns someone into slime? A contractor was unhappy when they found their rogue mercenaries brain on their imported jackalope fur carpet.
I personally have always interpreted it as Slime Ray. It just makes the most sense to me.
Can someone explain to me why in the fuck the Wizarding Council just banned "Summon Greater Xylophone?!" How on Earth was that spell being used such that it was bannable?
It was overshadowing "Summon Grand Piano", and the creator of that spell has a lot of sway in the council.
The official reason is supposed to be that the spell is too open to modification mid-cast and can allow infernal influences through if done in an insecure plane or next to too many resonance objects, but that's true of like 99% of summoning spells, so yeah it's pretty much definitely the piano guy.
Fucking hate piano guy. He tried to sue me for crushing someone with the piano at some point. Like sorry that your spell is prime for evil? Smh.
I CAST FORGOT TO STUDY FOR A TEST AND IT'S A TOPIC YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT BUT YOU STILL KNOW SOME SO YOU JUST BARELY PASS WITH A D- AND YOU ALMOST FAIL THE CLASS BUT YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU DID EXTRA CREDIT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR BUT YOU'RE STILL REALLY WORRIED BECAUSE IF YOU GET ANYTHING LESS THAN A 100 ON THE NEXT AND LAST ASSIGNMENT YOU'LL FAIL THE CLASS AND HAVE TO RETAKE IT
???I think my orb is broken it's pondering me
Fuck you. I cast fearbawl.
cries for an hour
Frankly I think we evil wizards aren't given enough credit. Yeah, yeah, I ransacked a village and slaughtered some self-proclaimed 'heroes of prophecy' or whatever but I still pay my grunts properly. I'm evil, but I'm not a monster. Stereotypes like saying that we put the milk before the cereal just because of some minor carnage are quite harmful.
Which spells do you think the wizard council will ban in 2026?
Summon Dan's wild juice
maximized ,greater, enduring itch
Banush to piss dimension
Gaspalzahar's ass slap
summon pepsi man
Annihilate pro-biotics
Melf's magic muscle men
Super floppy bone curse 2
Goncharov 3: this time it's a magic spell
The spell that summons a little guy that eats your cereal but leaves the box
Try my famous 9 mustard sandwich!!!
Where did you find 9 mustard to put on one fucking sandwich. No I'm not gonna try that you slungoid. I cast manual breathing and also you lost the game. Idiot.
Fireball isn't enough anymore. I need to develop a new spell.
I figured it out. I CAST INFINITE MOSQUITO SWAR- hey. Stop biting me. That really itches. Ow. Stop that.
Fireball isn't enough anymore. I need to develop a new spell.
i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn
Rough out there for bisexual Alex
i will destroy Alex.
finally home to use my orb
fucking hell this happens every time i try to use my orb
Maybe the real fireball was the friends we made along the way.
Oh who am I kidding, it's all about the smoldering Ash and corpses left behind. Die.
