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[yyshcul]

animation is so fun and easy when you have the right tools but sadly the right tools cost thousands of dollars. we are doomed

[the-spider-distributor]

please take my child.

[spyderbell]

sometimes a lesbian just wanna see two boys kiss. is that a crime?? is this not america?? what happened to the first amendment?! god forbid women have hobbies in this world! you people make me sick.

[the-spider-distributor]

please take my child.

[spyderbell]

wait this is insane 5 minutes after this post a giant spider appeared in my home are you actually a witch

[the-spider-distributor]

. . .

Remember to keep your windows unlocked and your bugs exposed.

please

[bookwyrminspiration]

hey. hey. tell me something good that happened today. doesn’t matter how small

[the-spider-distributor]

my child. my child happened today. i want you to have them.

[bookwyrminspiration]

fuckkk. i knew we should've used protection

[the-spider-distributor]

you cannot escape child support.

[cartoonscientist]

take me down to new orc city where the girls are ripped and their tusks are pretty

[the-spider-distributor]

please take my child.

[bookwyrminspiration]

hey. hey. tell me something good that happened today. doesn’t matter how small

[the-spider-distributor]

my child. my child happened today. i want you to have them.

[auxins-insanities]

me when the fixation is hyper and the interest is special

[the-spider-distributor]

please have my child.

[spyderbell]

sometimes a lesbian just wanna see two boys kiss. is that a crime?? is this not america?? what happened to the first amendment?! god forbid women have hobbies in this world! you people make me sick.

[the-spider-distributor]

please take my child.

[the-future-is-chrome]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

[the-spider-distributor]

please take my child.

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[the-spider-distributor]

please take my child

[ntrlily]

american football is a sport with horrifying brain injury rates BUT it also isn't fun to watch

[post-uwuifier]

amewican footbaww is a spowt wif howwifying bwain injuwy wates BUT it awso isn’t fun to watch UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[the-spider-distributor]

please take my child.

[gambleputty]

all powerscaling is dumb as everyone knows the strongest character in fiction is mr rogers in a bloodstained sweater as per the prophecy of 2006

[the-spider-distributor]

please take my child

[the-spider-distributor]

[Millions of spider noises]

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You may also refer to me however you like! But I would prefer they/them, as I am many.

Thank you for your attention! (Also, apology to all acachnophobic people who have encountered me lol)