I Need A Nap

| 24 | she/her/they/them | Pan | Capricorn | If your path calls for you to walk through hell... walk like you own the damn place. Multiple OCs. I come here to be myself finally.

[strawbunnymoon-deactivated20240]

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

[marty-ish-deactivated20220429]

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

[living-for-fiction]

[hootscowl]

Don’t mind me, just doing my dailies

[ogaferoga]

Congratulations, you found the GRIDDY’S DOUGHNUTS Secret Menu! Order wisely.

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[the-star-weaver]

Me, showing my mother-in-law my new TUA phone case: lookie

Mother-In-Law: what even is that? Batman plays the fiddle?

Me: what? No its TUA.

Mother-In-Law: oh. I forgot about that show.

Phone case for reference:

[the-star-weaver]

Me @ Battle.net when I open WoW and its taking a little longer than usual to load

[sweatersarecomfyy]

So apparently I have a type…

tall, dark, and stabby

[deactivatedandnotused]

oh wow- well it looks like me too 😃

[the-star-weaver]

[7-seasof-fandom]

So uh- lmao

[27-umbrellas]

Good morning to boys who have knives strapped to their thighs, butlers in the shapes of chimpanzees, girls with amnesia, grown men trapped in the body of their thirteen-year-old self, robot mothers, woman who can enchant people’s minds but choose not to, ghosts, astronauts that can’t quite function back on earth, and the cult leaders of today, tomorrow, and maybe some days after that.

[queer-lokean]

Can we all just agree that everyone's relationship with their gods is different? Just because you worship one way doesn't give you the right to dictate how other people worship.

[hiddenportal]

hungering for you ~victoria pettella

[sweetvixen1996]

The best part of the DMC fandom is that just about all of us would bone Dante if given the chance.

Male, female, gay, straight, or other, we’d all hop right in bed with Dante if the opportunity presented itself. 

Yes, some of us have a preference for one particular Dante; some love shirtless twink DMC3 Dante, some have a preference for the chaps-wearing DMC4 Dante, and there are even those who have a thing for Donte.

I personally think that Dante ages like fine wine and Daddy DMC5 Dante does unspeakable things to me but it matters not because…

[thebibliosphere]

Fuuuuuck

[thebibliosphere]

Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg died :(

[thebibliosphere]

This twitter thread has excellent advice on how to call your Senators and what to tell them.

Please, I know we’re all so tired, but we need to flip the senate. Please call your Senators and for the love of everything and everyone you love and hold dear, make sure you’re

Registered To Vote.

[tuaincorrect]

five: can you at least try to see things from my point of view???

diego, crouching: okay let’s try this

five, pulling out a gun: run

[behindsuchgreeneyes-deactivated]

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

[ogaferoga]

It’s super effective!

Bonus:

[the-star-weaver]

The Umbrella Academy as John Mulaney gifs

(my version of it, i think theres another floating around out there)

Luther

Diego

Allison

Klaus

Five

Ben

Vanya

(Bonus) Reggie