@theartofmadeline
Product Placement
styofa doing anything
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Kaledo Art
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosmic Funnies
Kiana Khansmith
almost home
KIROKAZE
Game of Thrones Daily
Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Discoholic 🪩
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@the-starry-bard
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
look man, life is hard and the rules of society are complex
but let people off the fuckin train before you try to get on
and don’t play your goddamn music on your phone speakers in public
Yesterday I was at the park. Enjoying the squirrels.
When all of a sudden, I hear this grating, agitating ACCORDÉON 🪗 MUSIC. Blasted by a guy well in his 60s on his PHONE. For a solid hour.
Please, wear headphones. People usually don’t want to hear that much accordéon (accordion? Is the English version? Yk what I mean)
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!
Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this
holy shit this is going to lead to sooo many lawsuits lmao
#tbh if you’re dumb enough to give openai your bank account info you deserve everything that’s coming to you
like to charge, reblog to cast.
only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization
You cannot save her
You cannot save her
You cannot save her
some of you are painfully unaware that part of the whole reason many kinksters are like "what happens in my or someone else's bedroom is no one else's business"
is because people have been arrested and put in fucking PRISON just for having gay sex in the privacy of their own homes. in the United States. this millennium.
if you think i'm joking, look up Lawrence v. Texas (2003). 14 out of the 50 US States STILL had laws on the books criminalizing sodomy--and yes, you could be imprisoned for multiple years and sometimes even life for repeat offenses.
in the years directly leading up to the landmark case, enforcement even in those 14 states varied, but it was absolutely weaponized against queer people, especially when stacked on top of other offenses to make up a longer sentence.
um so anyway, what happens between two or more consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes is none of my OR YOUR business, and i'm not fucking kidding!
bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??
When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr
this is my house?
every time.
Best ship withless than 100 works on AO3 round 4: UsaMina vs Gladice
UsaMina (Sailor Moon)
Gladice (Riverdale)
Usagi x Minako (85): "The classic 'knight and her princess' kind of situation but with a 'your honor, they're lesbians' twist. Usagi is already canon bi, since she represents love and love is for everyone. Minako is Sailor Venus and Venus is the planet of love. In the last arc Minako is gushing about a normal life and dating boys after the fights are over to which one of their allies says that she already has someone in her heart more important than anyone else. Minako agrees, says she already promised her life to someone, thinking about Usagi."
Gladys x Alice (13): "instead of fighting over a lame ass dude they shouldve been having lesbian sex instead. they grew up on the same part of town, theyre cut from the same cloth, but alice chose to ditch her rough past in favor of become a pastel wearing suburbanite while gladys remained thick in gang life. they both have sharp tongues and sharper claws. sapphic heated rivalry to ME, without the sports"
movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.
"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"
"... didn't know it was yours..."
(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"
"...no..."
Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"
(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)
"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"
"...Ok, fair enough."
Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)
Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck
Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers
Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)
Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)
Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.
Gimme plzzz
Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.
The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.
