pratyusha.

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[doodleoo]

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

[doodleoo]

my hands hurt

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[maja-paja]

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[hi-im-ryn]

[metamagic-adept]

birds, from short rest: episode 52 "crushed by an angel"

Emily: I was gonna say that you were like a hardy city pigeon

*Murph, Caldwell and Jake laugh*

Murph: I respect it; blue collar.

Emily: And then I was gonna say that Jake, Jake was like some, like hawk.

Murph: WHAT?! Did you just call your husband a pigeon and your friend a hawk?

Jake: I was really hoping you were gonna say hawk

Emily: No, no, no, you’re like, more of a city person and he’s more of like an outdoor- so I like picture him being like, having like a human companion, and he’s like kind of coexisting with him whereas you’re just like this like tough city guy.

Jake: I’m like elegant, and fierce, a little majestic, a little mysterious and you’re sort of like a frumpy little rat.

Murph: Name him like, he’s like a stupid sparrow or something like that.

Jake: Stupid Sparrow?!

Emily: City, city pigeons-

Jake: *imitates bird screech*

*All laugh*

Caldwell: He’s shitting!

Jake: I’m shitting and pecking at Murph

Emily: But Murph, city pigeons are like rough. I didn’t say like- You’re not just some random-ass pigeon; you’re a city pigeon, you, like, intimidate people in the park.

*Caldwell and Jake laugh*

Murph: I’m just like a vagrant?

Jake: Murph, you scare people! You scare people in the park, man! It’s not like that.

Caldwell: You eat pretzels and one of your legs is a weird little stump!

Emily: Also they all have huge dicks! You have a huge pigeon dick.

Caldwell: I don’t know, is that true?

Murph: No, certainly not.

Emily: Trying to dig myself out of this hole.

Jake: What kind of bird would Emily be?

Caldwell: Yeah, that’s a good question.

Murph: Now I just- a shit bird.

*Emily laughs*

Emily: I’ll take it.

[rpg-queen]

The fact that emily has talked on short rest for years about wanting to play a decommissioned sex robot and is finally doing it… truly inspirational

[sober-salad]

This isn’t funny but i’m posting it anyway

[remnantglow]

when being insufferably obnoxious abt a piece of media u love actually convinces ppl to check it out

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[dunmertitty]

anyway as a trans man with a horribly transphobic family, i owe everything i know about masculinity and being a man to queer women. the trans girl i dated in high school teaching me how to shave my face because my dad wouldn’t. to my butch friend giving me fashion tips and ways to look and act more masculine to ways to flirt with women without making them feel uncomfortable. to the queer women who helped me advocate for my name and pronouns in high school and college. to swapping clothing with a different trans woman friend in college. i wouldn’t be the man i am today without the queer women in my life so happy pride to queer women ily MWAH

[dunmertitty]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I can't condone Christianity but they went off with the cannibalization of the divine

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

My mom: here eat this, it's God

Me, like 4yo:

[s-aint-elmo]

today i dig out a meme made an entire six months ago that, completely unprompted, re-entered my consciousness. tomorrow? who knows <3

[id: the doofenschmirtz “i’d have two nickels” meme template edited to say: “if i had a nickel for every time siobhan thompson played a teenage girl who had a contentious relationship with her powerful older sister directly or indirectly because of the actions of the adults around them, yet ultimately chose to pursue understanding and ask her to be her big sister in the final episode, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.” end id.]

[aurpiment]

Women in STEM (sorcery, thaumaturgy, enchantment, magic)