Things I Find Amusing

She/her/hers 🐓 24 a lot of random things • exhausted law student (@kals-okay for art stuff)

[mushroominawaterbottle]

if i do not take a little nap after lunch i become an evil creature that thinks things like i hate people who smile

[lesbiancaptainkirk]

this episode is why people call it hatecrimes m.d

[jyslacefront]

#remember when queerbaiting was done with a passion for fhe craft

[julieverne]

That it’s Sasha Alexander and she’s been part of queerbaiting in other fandoms….

[yamalvr]

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

[christinecanigula-archive]

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[proustianrevelry]

more orgs need actual webpages. i shouldn't have to log in or create an instagram account to find out when your meeting is

[freakyolivelady]

computa make my mutuals have a great day

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[the-time-between-the-ether]

Took a year off from law school and they're making me go through orientation again. Had to cancel my LARP trip for this stupid thing

[the-time-between-the-ether]

In retaliation, I will be dying my hair bright red before we have to take headshots at orientation.

[scribeherself]

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

[the-time-between-the-ether]

Took a year off from law school and they're making me go through orientation again. Had to cancel my LARP trip for this stupid thing

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[lutheban]

"i am your favorite teacher's favorite teacher😎" - Mark on his comment section probably

just the image:

[jacky-killian]

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

[the-time-between-the-ether]

I found one (1) shirt pattern I like for LARP and have consequently been making one in every color

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right